The individual panels to that bill edit I did today cause I'm proud of them actually
I am sobbing rn.please give me an ao3 fic where bill is with his mon scalene and father euclid RIGHT NOW
His home was called Euclydia and it was entirely two dimensional. ("Flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams.")
Bill was unique among his people because he had a mutation that allowed him to see the third dimension. This can mean that either a) Euclideans don't have eyes and Bill is the only one who had one or b) if they did have eyes, he literally had a third eye.
Bill's parents were most likely named Scalene and Euclid. Entering either of their names into the computer gives the prompt LIFE FORM NOT FOUND. Bill is stated to only draw red and blue triangles in art therapy, so those were probably their appearances.
From the code JUSTFITIN, you get this colour-coded poem:
Rock a bye billy Please don’t you cry It’s not your fault You have that strange eye Stay safe with mommy You’ll never fall And we’ll always love you Sharp angles and all
Bill says that everyone in Euclydia loved him. However, it's more likely that he was feared because of his mutation and talk of a third dimension. Bill has said numerous times that love and fear are the same, and if you enter WELLWELLWELLBEING into the computer:
Bill's parents took him to a doctor to help suppress his vision of the third dimension. This has been discovered through the codes on the silly straw page:
Fussy eater, baby Billy / Wouldn't drink unless it's silly The doctor says three sips a day / Will make the visions go away Eye doctor of a different kind / Who wants to make his patient blind Twisted out of shape after the kill / The ghosts of his family are haunting him still
Bill is responsible for the Euclidean massacre. Reversed audio on the website says that "the sky is on fire", and when Bill talks about liberating his dimension, his eye shows a fiery landscape too. Though he claims to have liberated them both in Weirdmageddon and the transmission with Time Baby, he is regretful and misses home. If you type in EVENHISLIESARELIES, you get a transcript of one of his sessions in the theraprism.
And from the axolotl's poem in Curse of the Time Pirate's Treasure:
When he tells Ford about his home dimension, he says that it was destroyed by a monster. And when Ford says that he could seek out the monster and get revenge on it, Bill replies: "Sixer, it would eat you alive." Bill also says that if he tries to talk about the day Euclydia was destroyed, there's a loud buzzing in his ears and he blacks out for 30 seconds. Still, he tells others that he freed everyone and that they are grateful for it. Until he gets drunk and starts calling out for his mom, asking her where she went...
LMAO NOT THE BILLFORD REFERENCE.now I want a version of this using squaresphere lol
I did it… I saved the town
THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM UPDATE!!!!
a friend and I have been going over every password that works on the site, and I thought I'd post all of the ones I've found so fair. if you want to figure out the website on your own, please don't read further!!
Dipper
Mason
Dippy Fresh
Mabel
Stanley
Stanford/Ford/Sixer
Pines
Waddles
Wendy
Robbie
Soos
Gideon
Pacifica
Platinum Paz
Fiddleford/McGucket
Tad Strange
Blendin
Alex
Fuck you Alex
T.J Eckleburg
Bill/Cipher
Baby Bill/Baby/Lalala
Dorito
Scalene
Triangle
One Eyed King
Book of Bill
Vallis Cineris
Divorce/Breakup
IMSTILLONYOURMIND
Clone / Paper jam
Disney / Mickey mouse
Weirdmageddon
Mystery
Mystery Shack
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Journal 1
Journal 2
Journal 3
Giffany
Discogirl/BABBA
Pinata
AD Astra per Aspera (this one is definitely one you should try)
Hectoring
Meow
Matpat
Weird
Deer Teeth
Theraprism
Seven eyes
Skibidi/Rizz or other brainrot terms
Swear words (bitch, shit, cunt, etc)
Creepypasta
Reality
Goodnight Sally
Ducktective
Bye Gold
Blindeye
Euclydia
Axolotl
Lies
Love/Boyfriend
Blanchin
Virus
Morality
Small
Card
Cursed
Sorry
Portal
Hologram
Universe
Gun
FBI/CIA
Riddle
Yes
No
Something
Nothing
Life
Death
How will I die
Abuelita
Fixinit1
Scrimbles
Conspiracy
Fillbrick
OK KO
Kubrick
Cray Cray
Black sheep
Easter Egg
They'll see
Just fit in
Not a phase
Curse Wittebane
Titans Blood
Paper is Bookskin
Ciphertology
Scientology
Shape / Math / Greek
Who are you
You're insane
Sevral Times
Forget the past
Well well well being
Glass Shard Beach
Kings of New Jersey
Even his lies are lies
Just Blendin
Irregular
Contract
Caryn
Scary
Fordtramarine
Tourist trap
History
Toby determined
Craz
Unreality
Peak
Family matters
Cryptogram codex
this is all I've got for now!! I'll keep updating and editing this post. I also purposely chose to leave out what the result for each password is, because its so much more fun figuring it out on your own. I miiiiight do another post on that though
Hey! I love your Bill AU with his parents still being alive! Seeing Bill, Ford, and his parents in funny situations is making me giggle! And the art is very scrumptious :D Like their human designs just make me wanna pick them up and squeeze them /pos
Also, Idk if you've been asked this, nor am I sure if you're taking asks/requests right now, but I would love to see Bill telling his parents what happened right after Ford dumped him broke off their deal in this AU (/nf /gen)
If you can't, I understand 110% :) But either way, I just wanted to say (again lol) that your art is great and I like your silly little AU! I hope you get 10 of your favorite foods :3
hehehe love it :D I’m always open to asks and AU things so don’t even worry about it 😁😁
Furthering his delusions 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:
stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles
mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"
ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits
soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack
dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black
bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)
gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"
wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji
mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video
pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write
robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter
tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will
blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"
weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day
axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"
T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"
cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles
blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables
triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"
dippy fresh: links to this image
mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill
gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"
portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"
theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs
blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click
creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly
alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels
toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order
dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes
love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book
death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"
book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"
life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"
baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you
pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"
weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there
waddles: links to a pig adoption website
mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"
ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"
mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique
tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now
matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill
skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"
scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"
divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"
music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static
math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato
conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill
okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too
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HEADCANONS!
-Euclid is the ruler there, doesn't matter what type, he just is. "EUCLYDia".
-Scalene used to be an asssistant for Euclid then they fell inlove
-Scalene is the sweetest person you will ever meet and she tries her best to see but if you lay a finger on her family, she WILL kill you.
-Euclid doesn't trust people so easily and is always aware of the people around him. Always notices the bad in people
-Euclid shows his love through gifts.
-Scalene shows her love through physical affection .
-They both throw Bill the biggest birthday parties. If you don't come, you will be publically executed. /J
-Bill is slightly closer to Scalene because Euclid is always away for business trips leaving him and his mom alone at their house
-Euclid always brings something home after the business trips. Clothes, Foods, etc.
-Scalene teaches Bill how to use different types of instruments and how to paint because she thinks it could be relaxing for him
-Euclid teaches Bill how to play chess, gives him tips on how to be a good leader because he wants his son to be just like him when he grows up.
-The whole Euclidia being destroyed thing happened when Bill was in his early teens, It just makes sense to me.
-They wouldn't blame him or resent him for destroying their dimension including theirselves. However, If they found out what crimes Bill committed, they'd be dissapointed.
•Scalene and Euclid got married on paper because they couldn't afford a wedding for being lower class. But even then it was the loveliest night of their lifes
•Euclid was a soldier in the military and hurted his right leg causing him to use a cane when walking. He still goes on missions but doesn't has an active role in wars since he's more like a long shooter. His vision is very sharp and clear. An excellent shot.
•He took Bill shooting once and with his mutation, Bill accidentally lifted the gun and shooted "up"
Euclid's friends were confused where the bullet went and he quickly tried to cover it by saying the bullet got stuck
This happened 3 times.
He was so stressed at that time but once they got home and were having dinner they all laughed about how it went
•Scalene is blue Euclid is red colored
•The statics voice in thisisnotawebsite talking about the sky is burning the murderer's name is Bill etc are Euclid's. The male voice
•The rockabye billy lullaby is something Bill hears from the statics most of the time
•Scalene had overprotection issues, he was scared of someone hurting Billy I mean everybody already mocks him all the time
•One time Bill tried to fake being blind in order to make his parents happy that the medicine was finally working but got caught a week later catching something from falling. It was so embarrassing no one talked about it even in that moment. They just learned
• One of the first tricks Bill learned after being conscious about his powers was to regenerate an eye, scared of losing it or getting it hurt
Enter Vallis Cineris,you will see bill's parents redcated carrying child bill!🥹
What happens when you enter in titians blood into the website
Theraprism comic series part, idk!! Fear of Venetian Blinds
My longest one so far!! The support I have gotten over these has been AMAZING and I'm so thankful for it!! any suggestions for Bill theraprism comic ideas PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! Shoot me an ask! I would love to make this a continuing series if I get enough ideas for concepts for it!