Bill Is Lowkey Very Powerful Like A Fledgling God Because His Father,euclid Is Known As The Godfather

I found another one!!!

Type bill's home dimension, Euclydia

Scalene

Irregular

Euclid

God

Sex (lol)

Universe

what happens when you type into the computer (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:

stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles

mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"

ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits

soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack

dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black

bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)

gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"

wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji

mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video

pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write

robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter

tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will

blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day

axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"

T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"

cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles

blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables

triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"

dippy fresh: links to this image

mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill

gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"

portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"

theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs

blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click

creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly

alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels

toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order

dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes

love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book

death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"

book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"

baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you

pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"

weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there

waddles: links to a pig adoption website

mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"

ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"

mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique

tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now

matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill

skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"

scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"

divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"

music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static

math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato

conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill

okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too

Hey! I love your Bill AU with his parents still being alive! Seeing Bill, Ford, and his parents in funny situations is making me giggle! And the art is very scrumptious :D Like their human designs just make me wanna pick them up and squeeze them /pos

Also, Idk if you've been asked this, nor am I sure if you're taking asks/requests right now, but I would love to see Bill telling his parents what happened right after Ford dumped him broke off their deal in this AU (/nf /gen)

If you can't, I understand 110% :) But either way, I just wanted to say (again lol) that your art is great and I like your silly little AU! I hope you get 10 of your favorite foods :3

hehehe love it :D I’m always open to asks and AU things so don’t even worry about it 😁😁

Furthering his delusions 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Miss you champ.

Rest in peace, River Boy. We’ll listen to you, still.

Edit, and for context:

euclydia headcanons

children can make pocket dimensions to play in

their powers are different

bill once saw his parents dreams

euclid has lava and powers

Agent 1 and 2 was done so dirty and wrong.Including the cherubs.

They were competent antagonists to now dumb and annoying waste of characters in the show.

I know the Cherubs were annoying even in their first appearance but man.The concept of angels being fallen by an accident,self defense and stuck in a moral dilemma(damn if you do,damn if you don't situation where the IMP keeps pestering them when they only want to help)is so intriguing (them killing the old man in accident out of self defense from the IMP).Their potential is wasted to make heaven appear bad or dumb in hell(full moon).

The DHORKS could be interesting.I am excited for characters especially humans that can beef up with the supernatural.but instead it was a "secret" organization funded by something? Then when they show proof of demons, the government and church?(With the priests soldiers arming the gun in that scene).the way they show their operations seems like another lesser evil.As the Agents react nothing to the girls being killed in the hell's portal as a joke.

They became annoying instead of actual antagonists to the IMP .The way they are so defeated easily and their loss as a joke for slapstick humor is making their plot in their episodes useless.If anything they are not really an obstacle as IMP even mocks their easy defeat.just another plot device.

Don't forget how their team up sounds cool but disappointing.It could be their revenge or rather avenging themselves as the IMP did them wrong multiple times.But instead we get Cletus and Keenie acting blood thirsty angels while there is one genuine guy known as Collin being too innocent.Cletus and Kleenie reaction is justified tbh but the episode made them seems like another character being racist to hellborns litterally fighting them to death.Blitz insult them on his apology tour makes blitz apology a bit insincere.because again they are easily defeated.not even a temporary win like with striker so what is the point of them taking up screen time?what is the point of the agents being dramatic about demon hunting and the existence of DHORKS when humans are so dumb and let demons roam.What is the point of the CHERUBS existing to sabotage IMP when many times,IMP sabotage itself?.I feel like they are just here so we can laugh at them like how blitz makes fun of them in apology tour.

Cool detail I found.Both CHERUBS and DHORKS kill the IMP's client in accident.sounds like a doomed narrative.as if god is intervening their closeness to success into failure.tbf they are doomed as an antagonist already.even IMPs beefing themselves has more thematic conflict than these two.

“He goes to a different school I swear!”

Yo chat.what if the reason bill sees himself as a god.

Is it because he is the son of one?

I have a head canon that Euclid is the Godfather of their dimension Euclydia.Euclid is their god and Bill is the next heir.Scalene would also be like their axioms.Known to be the embodiment of one of Euclydia's kind.A kind of triangle like a ruler of a species.Axioms are Geometry version of angels as they obey the rule of geometry like Scalene.

Which explains Bill Cipher's Mutation and abilities.Being an heir of a literal father of geometry and mother of a geometric kind would cause something out of bounds to happen.Not to mention,Bill Cipher thinks he is "liberating" everyone.He has the souls of the euclideans inside his consciousness.He want to give them a gift and knowledge so badly but it only condemns them.He wanted power to make his fellow people go "up" with him.He wants to show them that is not comprehensible.He can hear and read the euclidean's souls in his mind like an omniscient god.

In my Au,Bill has this strange eye because his birth is like an evolution of math itself.Modern Math has what is called Euclidean N-spaces.Which bare multi-dimensional geometry.Bill is destined to see other dimension before he was born.Scalene will think it is a miracle but for Euclid,It was something he must let go.He knows his son will see the stars,he knows his son will be like him too.A mentor and a god.But he could only show bill something abstract,something that can't see but bill wanted to and even feel it.He knew his son will do something inevitable but he and scalene love and devote bill cipher akin of a god.

Bill could be the God of geometry in gravity falls as he manipulates space and time as some sort of dimension he could change it to anything.And him making his home into an atom is his topological powers of transforming a flat plane into a tiny sphere.If only Euclid taught him before he was gone.Also Modern Math break old rules all the time.So I imagine Bill to argue with Euclid a lot but feel so guilty to the point he never mention him in the book directly like his mom.He did mention his dad in the book,being so handsome with his hat.So Bill could love his mom in more direct ways while to his dad more subtle.

RAHHHH

A family picture

The individual panels to that bill edit I did today cause I'm proud of them actually

Animation WIP that took me like 10 fucking hours and still sucks 😍 but!!!! Bill backstory!!! And this song!!! I HAVE BIG PLANS AND IDEAS but no skill no time no maidens