Everyone Should See This Clip Of Jon Matteson Doing The Wiggly Voice Backstage

Marks and Rec: Misc #2487

Sara's staying out of it. (#incorrectquotes)

Starkid Jokes Everyone Forgets About - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Edition

“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”

“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”

Peanuts the squirrel

“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”

“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”

That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.

“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”

“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”

“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”

“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”

(Alexa chime)

“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”

The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)

“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”

“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”

*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”

Imagine:

It’s been centuries. Merlin can remember everything. Every date. Every story. Every name. Everything except for Arthur’s face.

He only comes to realize this on the anniversary of Camlann. He visits the lakeside of Avalon, tears freely flowing down his cheeks as he sobs. He collapses to his knees.

And in the quietest, most broken voice you’ve ever heard whispers.

“I’ve forgotten what you look like. I don’t want to forget you, Arthur.”

i had to see this so you do too

Puppet History headcanon: Kate Peterman wasn’t in the latest season because Holo-Professor KNEW she would figure him out right away and she would NOT let him get away with it.

Ryan and Shane: The Witchfinder General

The Witchfinder: DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE

Ladies, if he:

wants to be a modern dancer

wants to play the banjo

wants to meet barack obama

wants to meet le dally llama

found the sunlight

Then he’s not your man- he’s Robin

The scene where Merlin walks back into Gaius’s chambers during season one and asks, “Do you hear clanging?” bc he’s just so precious when he says that with his squinty little eyes, how can you not fall in love?

If you could show someone whose never watched it one scene of Merlin to get them hooked and give them a good idea of what’s great about the show, which scene would you choose?

Arthur: Everyone has a weekness

Arthur: I, personally, am tragically talented and good-looking

Robert fucking kills me:

“This hat was gifted to me by a brave warrior. *Lex laughs* Don’t you fucking laugh.”