Latest Posts by orlastarburst - Page 11
YOU'RE RIDICULOUS!!! THIS MAN IS CLEARLY WEARING PURPLE, NOT YOUR "bLuE"
We need to start something, it’s too quiet in the tag
Someone say something problematic or something idk
Yall what if his favourite colour is . . . PURPLE?!?!
We need to start something, it’s too quiet in the tag
Someone say something problematic or something idk
Just had a break through idea for my ST OC
don't talk to me for the next 36 hours as I will either be drawing fanart of my own creation, listening to music that remind me of them while coming up with fake scenarios and just crashing out cuz I'm putting so much effort into smth I'm never gonna show someone else
I survived guys!! The byler gods spared me 🙏
My area is abt to be hit with a REALLLYYYYY dangerous storm soooo, if anything happens to me, tell my spirit how exactly how byler became canon, and it was an honour being crazy together with yall 💙 💛
I HAD A VISION
Yk the way the time skip is theorised to be in the year 1989??
Well do you know what ELSE happened in 1989??
IT
I WILL ACTUALLY CRUMBLE INTO DUST IF THE STRANGER THINGS EPILOGUE MAKES A REFRENCE TO PENNYWISE/DERRY/LITERALLY ANYTHING TO DO WITH "IT"
🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
My area is abt to be hit with a REALLLYYYYY dangerous storm soooo, if anything happens to me, tell my spirit how exactly how byler became canon, and it was an honour being crazy together with yall 💙 💛
Finn is definitely preparing to fend us off fr fr fr
Bylers PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE when season 5 comes out FLOOD every homophobic comments section about Mike not being queer with the response:
"Stranger things have happened"
PLEASE. Like spread this post, spread the word, we HAVE to do this.
UP UP UP UP UP UP UPPPPP
and when Mike’s hand moves up again to Will’s face in season 5, what then?
No bcuz why do the milkvans ignore the fact that literally the HAPPIEST we've seen el is when she and mike were broken up ? 💀💀💀
Ik bylers have said this SOOO many times but it genuinely baffles me
AYYY BYLER TRENDING YET AGAIN
This isn't a joke anymore
Where. Is. The. Teaser.
I MAY BE A GHOST BUT IM TRYING TO SUMMON A TEASER 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
YESSS YOU ARE DOING BYLER PROUD
Just convinced 3 of my friends of byler endgame (1 of them being a mileven ex mileven shipper)
WE'RE GROWING
Real
me if the teaser isn't released by the end of this week
Uhmmmmm
*ghost noises*
[Radio broadcast to all of hawkins]
*TV starts on*
Bald mike nation, it's me, orlastarburst.
As you can hopefully hear, I am not infected right now.
You're probably really confused as I was giving secret codes and messages, not even hours ago, making you believe I was a soldier for the MMM, and for a while í ẃ᧠- - sorry , but I managed to fight off the virus, and you're probably wondering why?
To simplify it, the MMM were stalking me, they sent me messages, watched my house, and ate my trash (I can't prove this, but trust me). At first I didn't realise what was going on,,, before it was too late.
They got my brother first.
They tried to recruit him, and he declined.
They didn't like that.
He-he was so brave. . . God. .
They- - They infected him, turned him into that THING
I knew something was wrong, they cut my Internet, so I didn't get @dynamicccsworld 's warning. I didn't know.
*car honk in distance*
I locked my brother in the basement where we played D&D, I had to save him.
I contacted the MMM and they proposed a deal.
I save my brother, but in return. . . . I take his place and help spread the disease for the queen
I lied to you guys.
I posted as normal, I commented on byler posts, but slowly, I was turning into one of them.
The MMM kept their promise, my brother came back the next evening. But I was gone.
I told him to run, to get to Lovers Lake, and find help. I haven't heard from him since.
*car screeching*
The longer I was infected, the more I started to lose my mind (and bald). I couldn't talk, I could only oɓəy, and I did.
But something was different, I noticed I wasn't like the other infected, I still had a conscience.
My head was an internal battle, one half, my core byler, trying to fight of the MMM and the other half being a hopeless blank static.
It went on like that for a while, but soon, a new voice started to appear. He said his name was Professor Green.
At first, he spoke only in letters, the words lost in the void of my mind, but soon, I could hear what he was saying. He was repeating one sentence;
"Do you want to be my friend?"
*static*
He helped me a lot-
*glitch*
And He will help you.
*car beeping and swerve sound*
I- - I don't have much time but LISTEN to me.
You - *car noises get louder* you need to get to the arcade, that's where professor green is. He knows how to stop this-
*cars constantly honking*
I-It's it's LOVERS LAKE, all the byler truth has been gathered in the waters, it's pure byler shipping energy. IT repels the MMM, and is - as far as I know - the only safe place in Hawkins.
But they were one step ahead of us.
They told me about it when I was still fully infected, so I can't remember most of it
But i do remember that - - the MMM are building something, a weapon.
They're going to unleash it on judgement day, the 7th day.
It's power source is- -
[Brodcast interrupted my unknown cause]
"§ťöp ťĥį§"
[Reconnect]
-you can't let them WIN!
. . . Protect bald mike, find professor green and please . . . If you find him, keep my brother safe.
*background noise gets loader and screams can be heard*
*teary voice* I can't go on this journey with you. They're on to me, they've found me again.
It was an honour standing by your side in the bald Mike nation.
Being crazy together with you guys has been the best thing I've ever done.
*window breaks*
Goodbye byler nation, I hope I made byler proud.
*gun shot*
*car crashes*
[Brodcast ended]
[Radio broadcast to all of hawkins]
*TV starts on*
Bald mike nation, it's me, orlastarburst.
As you can hopefully hear, I am not infected right now.
You're probably really confused as I was giving secret codes and messages, not even hours ago, making you believe I was a soldier for the MMM, and for a while í ẃ᧠- - sorry , but I managed to fight off the virus, and you're probably wondering why?
To simplify it, the MMM were stalking me, they sent me messages, watched my house, and ate my trash (I can't prove this, but trust me). At first I didn't realise what was going on,,, before it was too late.
They got my brother first.
They tried to recruit him, and he declined.
They didn't like that.
He-he was so brave. . . God. .
They- - They infected him, turned him into that THING
I knew something was wrong, they cut my Internet, so I didn't get @dynamicccsworld 's warning. I didn't know.
*car honk in distance*
I locked my brother in the basement where we played D&D, I had to save him.
I contacted the MMM and they proposed a deal.
I save my brother, but in return. . . . I take his place and help spread the disease for the queen
I lied to you guys.
I posted as normal, I commented on byler posts, but slowly, I was turning into one of them.
The MMM kept their promise, my brother came back the next evening. But I was gone.
I told him to run, to get to Lovers Lake, and find help. I haven't heard from him since.
*car screeching*
The longer I was infected, the more I started to lose my mind (and bald). I couldn't talk, I could only oɓəy, and I did.
But something was different, I noticed I wasn't like the other infected, I still had a conscience.
My head was an internal battle, one half, my core byler, trying to fight of the MMM and the other half being a hopeless blank static.
It went on like that for a while, but soon, a new voice started to appear. He said his name was Professor Green.
At first, he spoke only in letters, the words lost in the void of my mind, but soon, I could hear what he was saying. He was repeating one sentence;
"Do you want to be my friend?"
*static*
He helped me a lot-
*glitch*
And He will help you.
*car beeping and swerve sound*
I- - I don't have much time but LISTEN to me.
You - *car noises get louder* you need to get to the arcade, that's where professor green is. He knows how to stop this-
*cars constantly honking*
I-It's it's LOVERS LAKE, all the byler truth has been gathered in the waters, it's pure byler shipping energy. IT repels the MMM, and is - as far as I know - the only safe place in Hawkins.
But they were one step ahead of us.
They told me about it when I was still fully infected, so I can't remember most of it
But i do remember that - - the MMM are building something, a weapon.
They're going to unleash it on judgement day, the 7th day.
It's power source is- -
[Brodcast interrupted my unknown cause]
"§ťöp ťĥį§"
[Reconnect]
-you can't let them WIN!
. . . Protect bald mike, find professor green and please . . . If you find him, keep my brother safe.
*background noise gets loader and screams can be heard*
*teary voice* I can't go on this journey with you. They're on to me, they've found me again.
It was an honour standing by your side in the bald Mike nation.
Being crazy together with you guys has been the best thing I've ever done.
*window breaks*
Goodbye byler nation, I hope I made byler proud.
*gun shot*
*car crashes*
[Brodcast ended]
İ ćøųłđ'ɲť-
"Ĝet to tĥe ŁÆƘĚ!¡!"
Guys . . . My brother got yellow paint on him, HE'S INFECTED
§évəñ ďæý§
@mrincrediblyblind @byler-endgayme @tripleatechie @4rielle
Yøu neêd ťö stop îť
I cæn onły ho-ĥoʻld of the vîřû§ for so - - ľøńgʻ
You think we would stop at the plague? Think again we will soon take over and there will be nothing you can do to stop it.
J̌usť ķeep mỳ ɓrothêŕ out öf iť
AFTER 7 DAYS, ALWAYS COUNTING DOWN FROM SEVEN. SEVENTH DAY, “IT WAS A SEVEN” IS GIVEN ANOTHER MEANING. 7 IS THE NUMBER FROM THE COUNTDOWN. SEVEN.
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