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TF?? what kind of secret language is this? i tried the caesar shift code but it doesn’t seem to be that. any ideas people?
Ðẃ ỳøü ẃîłľ §óøń úńđêřśțăñđ ÊVƏŘỲȚĤĮÑĢ
(Ooc; you missed A LOT 😭😭😭😭 basically it's the mike minion infection and the MMM is back and ǰùďgʻmèñț ďãý î§ ŝõøn̈ :Ð)
what the fuck is plaguegate
Îț§ ńø û§ə ỳöû ĉäńț śțóp ų§
EMERGENCY WARNING FOR HAWKINS INDIANA.
This message is broadcasted to raise awareness for a new strain of virus located in the Hawkins, Indiana area by the VPO (Virus Prevention Organization.)
Please lock all doors and windows, and continue watching this broadcast.
The Minion Virus.
(Parvum Flavosis)
This virus is classified by four stages. And, an additional strain nicknamed Corcra has recently been discovered; however we have no known information on this strain at this time.
This message will inform you on how to protect yourself from this virus, and the symptoms and effects shown after many have contracted this virus. However, our information may be flawed or incorrect due to this virus still being under thorough investigation.
Parvum Flavosis can be contracted in a multitude of ways, listed below.
•Respiratory droplets that are released into the air when an infected person coughs, sneezes, talks, or laughs. This can happen if the infected person is at any stage of the virus.
•The source. It is unknown what the source of Parvum Flavosis is; but it is theorized by many of our most trusted scientists after looking at a multitude of samples of the virus, it is likely man made. We theorize that if a person would come in contact with the original source of the virus, they would become infected as well.
While looking at samples of the virus under a microscope, it seems to have a similarity to that of paint.
•Getting attacked by a infected person.
Stage One
The first stage of Parvum Flavosis, and the least dangerous.
Symptoms include:
•Nausea
•Fever
•Dizziness.
•Headaches
If you or a family member begin to suffer these symptoms, seek help at a local doctor or ER and have the victim avoid human contact at all cost to avoid infecting anyone else.
The virus can only be cured at this stage, there is no help after this stage.
Stage Two
The second stage of Parvum Flavosis.
Symptoms at this stage are:
•Balding
•Yellow discoloration in the hands and feet.
•Disorientation.
•A increased production of serotonin in the brain.
If a family member or yourself reaches this stage, initiate quarantine immediately in a small room or building if you do not have the resources to use the Internet or evacuate your house.
If you choose to keep the infected in your residence, make sure the infected person has no way to escape from the room they are quarantined in. Regardless of it being yourself or a family member, This will be critical when Stage Four takes place.
Ways to lock a infected in a room can consist of:
•Closing and boarding up windows.
•Locking and barricading doors.
If you do have access to the Internet, call #####-###### to eliminate the threat.
If you have had contact with the infected at this point, visit a trusted doctor to make sure you have not been infected and get the proper help you need.
Stage Three
The third stage of Parvum Flavosis.
Symptoms include:
•Full balding of the head and body.
•Yellow discoloration reaches arms and legs.
•Memory Loss similar to documented cases of Frontotemporal Dementia.
•Hallucinations of a false prophet.
If a family member reaches this stage, contact #####-##### immediately and evacuate the premise.
If you however, somehow cannot do either of those tasks; locate a weapon and eliminate the threat as soon as possible before Stage Four commences. If you cannot do that either, the only thing you can do is hope the victim perishes of starvation.
However, If you yourself have reached this stage, you will have to trust that you are eliminated; as that is all you can do.
Stage Four
The fourth and final stage of Parvum Flavosis.
Symptoms:
•Elongation or shortening of the body.
•Changes in bone structure, located mostly in the face.
•Laughter.
•A large uptick in violent behavior, likely related to extreme changes in the frontal lobe.
•Full yellow discolouration of the skin.
•Loss of identity located to the development of the memory loss in Stage Three.
•Uptick of Senescence in some individuals.
•Shifting of facial muscles, causing the victim to have the appearance of a smile. Including stretching of the skin around eyes and lips.
•A hive-mind like mentality, which has yet to be researched but has been theorized to come from the virus affecting the Amygdala and Frontal Lobe.
(The patients documented in our research seem to talk about "the light" and a savior, however it is unknown if this is a symptom of the virus or a outwardly source.)
•Loss of teeth, primarily documented as the molars; however this can vary depending on what the victim consumes after reaching the final stage.
If a family member reaches Stage Four, follow the previous instructions listed; Call #####-###### to eliminate the threat and evacuate the premise immediately.
However, this does not guarantee your safety due to the danger those who reach Stage Four possess.
If you cannot run, there is nothing else you can do but pray.
If you yourself have reached Stage Four—
You are not yourself.
Ending Statement.
If you are one of the many fortunate to have the resources, it is recommended to evacuate Hawkins until a cure for this virus is found.
We will be working our hardest to find a cure for this terrifying plague, and we pray that is soon.
They got you too….
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How long as this been going on? A week? A month? Is time even moving?! Are we forever trapped in the craze of false conformity??
They're coming
They're watching
They got my brother
Now they got me, too
They'll get you next
Rith
RITH
R I T H
. . .
im scared of your pfp
Why would you be scared of Bald Mike?
It's not like it's anything else
I'm irish so I can translate as well if something doesn't make sense ;) (ALSO I ONLY KNOW ONE OTHER IRISH BYLER SO THEY MIGHT BE THE ONE SENDING THE MESSAGES?!?!?)
TF?? what kind of secret language is this? i tried the caesar shift code but it doesn’t seem to be that. any ideas people?
R u okay broskie . . . ?
im scared of your pfp
Why would you be scared of Bald Mike?
It's not like it's anything else
It’s not too late to join the good side. I promise that the mmm will spare you on judgement day. Open your heart to our queen and become apart of us.
- :)
Guys . . .?
JUDGMENT DAY???
Chat should I join just for the giggles?
Nahhhhh I'm byler to the upside down and back
Dawww I lobe u to 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Okay, behold my glorious idea
We are currently in a new gate. One very similar to lobegate. It is called plaguegate
I have proposed a Gate Cinematic Universe (inspired by the likes of marvel) in the comment section of a post and it was met with positive reception so here it is. And the GCU essentially would be the name for referring to the lore gates like lobegate
Currently in it are the events Lobegate, crayongate, and Plaguegate
Lobegate acts as the first "movie"
Plaguegate is the sequel. One I've titled (I did not come up with the name plaguegate) "Plaguegate: Return of the MMM"
@clericallyinsane came up with this->
Crayongate was a spin off TV show that bombed and got canceled after the pilot
Well, here ya go!
And if you have suggestions for how to add new gates, tell me them in dms, reblogs, or comments
My finger slipped
Okay, behold my glorious idea
We are currently in a new gate. One very similar to lobegate. It is called plaguegate
I have proposed a Gate Cinematic Universe (inspired by the likes of marvel) in the comment section of a post and it was met with positive reception so here it is. And the GCU essentially would be the name for referring to the lore gates like lobegate
Currently in it are the events Lobegate, crayongate, and Plaguegate
Lobegate acts as the first "movie"
Plaguegate is the sequel. One I've titled (I did not come up with the name plaguegate) "Plaguegate: Return of the MMM"
@clericallyinsane came up with this->
Crayongate was a spin off TV show that bombed and got canceled after the pilot
Well, here ya go!
And if you have suggestions for how to add new gates, tell me them in dms, reblogs, or comments
I'll try, if I get infected as well, tell byler that I died for them
Guys . . . My brother got yellow paint on him, HE'S INFECTED
YES YES YES YESSSSS
Okay, behold my glorious idea
We are currently in a new gate. One very similar to lobegate. It is called plaguegate
I have proposed a Gate Cinematic Universe (inspired by the likes of marvel) in the comment section of a post and it was met with positive reception so here it is. And the GCU essentially would be the name for referring to the lore gates like lobegate
Currently in it are the events Lobegate and Plaguegate
Lobegate acts as the first "movie"
Plaguegate is the sequel. One I've titled (I did not come up with the name plaguegate) "Plaguegate: Return of the MMM"
@clericallyinsane came up with this->
Crayongate was a spin off TV show that bombed and got canceled after the pilot
Well, here ya go!
And if you have suggestions for how to add new gates, tell me them in dms, reblogs, or comments
Guys . . . My brother got yellow paint on him, HE'S INFECTED
The prophecy has begun
was painting my drawers blue and yellow and my paint exploded and went all in my hair, in my mouth and down my neck, then wiped the paint onto my arm
so basically, blue and yellow drawers for byler canon and me becoming yellow for miniongate canon
YUSSSS AND THE TIGER CUZ WILL LOVES TIGERS 🐅
Did someone say byler at ikea?
(Sorry if it's bad, I'm not used to digital art 😭)
Did someone say byler at ikea?
(Sorry if it's bad, I'm not used to digital art 😭)
GUYS STOP 💀 THAT MILKVAN WHO CALLED ME HOMOPHOBIC CAME BACK 😭😭💀💀💀
Their friend showed them my post, and they FOUND OUT IT WAS ME?!!? AND THEY CAME UP TO ME AND CALLED ME ABLEIST (They have dyslexia) AND SAID THAT I HERASSED THEM BCUZ OF MY POST??? YALL WTH
LIKE GURL, IDK IF UR KNOCKOFF BARBIE ASS GOT YO FEELINGS HURT, IM JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE BEFORE YOU TOOK MY CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM ME AND AND STARTED SHOUTING AT ME AS IF UR "THE CHOSEN ONE".
Low-key, I'm interested in what their gonna say to me next once one of their friends finds me in the byler tag again 😭
RAHHAHAHAH YESS THE VISON IS VISONING
YALL, HEAR. ME. OUT. 👏👏
✨️Non binary el✨️
(Dead name Jane????? I mean, that IS KINDA canon, tho)
HAHAHHAHA YES A NEW GATE
WAIT guys I know we're done with lobegate
but..
bald mike is bald.
do you know who else is bald?
THE MINIONS???
IS BALD MIKE A MINION?
we need answers.
@clericallyinsane
@noihavenosanitythanksforasking
@byler-endgayme
@bluearacari
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(This took me an embarrassingly long time to make)
WAIT guys I know we're done with lobegate
but..
bald mike is bald.
do you know who else is bald?
THE MINIONS???
IS BALD MIKE A MINION?
we need answers.
@clericallyinsane
@noihavenosanitythanksforasking
@byler-endgayme
@bluearacari