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scrolling throught Ao3 (as one does) occasionally seeing smut (as one does) Finding out that there is rudolph the red nosed god damn reindeer smut on ao3 (AS ONE DOES??????) Reading the tags and finding out that is was also incest... (AS. ONE. DOES.)

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you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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watching the otp kill each other over a miscommunication

That Begs The Question: What Is Heavy Murder

that begs the question: what is heavy murder


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Me, getting on Tumblr: Alright, now no getting distracted! We're here for writing ideas.

Tumblr: Lol, look it's a gay character.

Me: Liked and moving on to-

Tumblr: He's played by Finn Wolfhard

Me: ...reblogged and away I go to find-

Tumblr: Oh look the post below has something Ben Schwartz related on it...

Me: Oh fuck that would be a problem but there's not enough Ben content on here to make me spend an hour looking through it so it's fine-

Google: Hey, Pinterest has a notification for you also one of your mutuals on Tumblr just posted.

Me: OH SHIT-


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I wanna dress like Richie Tozier but in a 1990 miny series way

I wanna dress like Stanley Uris but in a 2017 movie way

I wanna dress like Stanley Barber but in a queer icon way

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Hey, why was I a compulsive liar as a kid but not now? Like, I don't compulsively lie anymore but I never went through therapy, I just stopped at some point. I don't... what happened? wut. Did I block it out? If I did does that mean it's gonna come back?


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Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!

20 years later...

Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!

Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH


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