Soon The AI Pretending To Be Human Will Be Making Scam Calls And Getting Answered By The AI Pretending

important reminder: frogs are good

thank you for your time

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

Forgive me.

sharing music you like with someone else is the most mortifying ordeal of being known

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

Now HERES an Instagram account