So Like… Anyone Wanna Buy Me A Switch And The New Animal Crossing?

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

That's too true to be true-

Every Zero Escape Game:

Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-

Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP

Protag: I’d TAP that-

Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-

Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.

Ok so i don't know any of their names but I am in love with all the legendaries, especially the goofy ice dragon

Alrighty! With all of them finished, here is a size comparison chart of all 80 Fakemon from my Great Lakes inspired Pokémon region! 

So, which Pokémon of the Norre region would end up on your team?

Everyone, please, I need your help. @blaster-lunaz is going through hard shit and… I decided with their permission to make this post. One note = one day they’ll live, please, like and reblog if you can, Luna is a wonderful person who deserves to have a better life and that will come eventually, I just want them yo stay with us.

Please boost, please everyone here, comment, like reblog, anything. Please.

@lunityvirus @crisisbruno @starplatinum-aesthetic @just–quinn @thehugwizard @hugging-jjba-characters @mistaeq @emeraldbutterflies @trying-my-bardest @blepshmep @canonicaldraconical @0of64 @princemattress @dragonprincess18 @memory-mortis @hello-the-end-is-near @its-that-guy-again @wolfempress-14 @ anyone, anyone, please I’m shaking I don’t want to lose them I just want them to be happy again, please everyone boost this

MY GAWD

WORLD DESTROYEEEEEER BOOM BOOM

if you live in washington state, please take down & deep-clean your bird feeders! there is an outbreak of disease and we dont want to spread it <3

februrary 14 2021 -- western WA they should stay down until march; if you live in eastern WA, keep them down until april. this includes hummingbird feeders! it's not dangerous to humans, just birds. thanks for doing ur part to keep birds safe :)

king5.com

Hummingbird feeders should also be removed to prevent bird disease

State fish and wildlife officials are very confident the hummingbirds will be able to survive without human intervention, even through a col

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

It's so freaking cute I cant-

Miniature Nintendo Switch Game Cases made by MisfitToysStore

Everytime I go on Tumblr I leave with a new mental breakdown

The reason Ganondorf doesn't have nipples in Tears of the Kingdom is because I was left alone with him and I sucked on his massive man milkers until the nips dissolved from his titties like cotton candy in water