Chilled Greese

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

shine normal like a plain rock

there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>

They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends

nothing hooters

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"