Nothing Hooters

a discord server is like a backroom level in terms of horror and isolation

A Jupiter truth is 1.2 times truer than an earth truth.

And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit

this is the only picture of freud some people have ever seen and honestly WHAT a legacy. the old man bitchface the ash on the end of the cigar (how you know he’s legit) the watch chain the nasty little hand on hip sir your pussy???

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

and we scrolled all night on the best blog ever

998 - A great and powerful number.

999 - The biggest number

1000- You have betrayed my trust. Numbers no longer have meaning