I Have Little Legs And Little Wings And A Little Segmented Body

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

yo mama so habitually arrhythmic she ate dinner in the morning

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

clown graveyard and its just one grave

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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found a hair in my lunch i got so grossed out but then i realized it was mine so like 😭

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