Sick And Tired Of Seeing These Ace Trainers Brag About Their Super Smart Badass Level 100 Shiny Mons.

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

Hmm, I'm a huge fan of the packbonding tendency that humans have. Small creature? Baby. Big creature? Big baby. Toaster? Baby that go ding when toast. Everything and anything can and will be adopted by a human, and it brings me incredible amounts of joy.

As a human (I know, boring right?) I have personally packbonded with two roombas, a hat, and a 3/4 inch metal ball bearing. And I'm not sorry about it. I'm sure there's worse but those are the 3 wierd ones that come to mind.

How do you imagine the charmanders and totadile sleep? All snuggled up with their mama, in a pile? Side by side. Or do the babies never sleep and keep mama up all night their their antics?

they tuckered themselves out

[WRONG MAIL ASK GAME!]

[Reblog this and I’ll send you some wrong Pelipper mail! Something a little random and not exactly meant for you.

Make my muse talk about one of their...

✨ Deep interests ⚽ Hobbies 🧠 Expertise 🏆 Achievements 💀 Failures ☀️ Hopes / wishes 🔥 Fears / worries 💥 Regrets 💗 Relationships / lovers 💚 Friends / family members ⚔️ Enemies / rivals 👑 Role models / mentors ✔️ Merits ❌ Flaws ❗ Defining life events

Erm.

Pippi thinks she’s building something in the garage. She keeps using her talking pad to signal that 🛸 emoji too haha.

Which could mean nothing!

Woke up to Pi having the zoomies. Apparently she just likes going hogwild at night sometimes.

Specifically she fell off of a shelf in my room, knocking dozens of other things down. She's fine, I had Pippi check her.

She also got into the screwdrivers again and took a clock apart. I forgot to post last time she did this but she keeps using our tools for strange means. We didn't care much for the clock so it's fine but like bbgrl please ur like 2 at most. Ur supposed to be making nonsense with legos and eating rocks. Thats what I did when I was like 2.

Actually we haven't gotten her age checked yet we should do that.

And I should get her some legos actually

pokemon news has got me thinking about this stupid thing again

A pelipper mail package. It's certainly rain-damaged, it seems like something went wrong during delivery.

Inside are two pots with... eggs? In them. Both are mostly buried within decently sized terracotta pots. They are remarkably undamaged. Seems as though they were packaged with care.

A Note is Attached. A lot of the text is illegible.

FR?M ??????

H??lo! I ????e? to tha?k yo? for t???ng in th?se eggs ??r m?. I -

The bottom chunk of the note is entirely illegible. There are more lines, but it seems they got soaked in the water. There is no information to be gleaned as to the origin or intended destination of these eggs.

Oh man… erm…

Was this meant for me?

Pippi, hang on, don’t take them inside just yet, we should-

Wow, cold shoulder by my own partner pokemon. She sure was in a rush to get them inside…

*Shuts the door.* Welp. Better see if I can call the post office and see what’s going on.

And ask @newcomer-karp if they recognize any of this. Maybe it’s theirs…?

Sibliiiing, did you order a… really tall skinny egg with a leaf and a really thick chonky egg with a leaf?

wtf how did you mistake that

I keep seeing a pokeball outside on the floor and thinking it's Captain. How did it get there?

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OHHHHHH

Pfft. I like it. Thank you for levying it straight at my face this time, or it may have sailed over my head again xD!!

Rotomblr after dark!

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