I Think The Reason Why I'm Not A Judgmental Person Is That I Honestly Have No Right To Be Like Bitch

I know this is a common headcannon among the fandom, but Remus curses SO MUCH. He doesn't even need to be angry or smth he just curses. Theyre super creative and graphic too not basic, everyday things like fuck (once he called a guy who tried to grope Lily "a failed abortion and a massive, dissappointing cunt".) It was torture to get that habit under control after Harry was born - Lily and James had a jar in their home and everytime "uncle Remie" cursed in front of the baby he had to put in a dollar. They ended up buying Harry one of his first toys with said money because Remus just cursed THAT MUCH

Raging bisexuals Lily and James who get so deeply offended when someone assumes they're straight just because they're a couple. These bitches are the first at the Pride Parade wearing these silly ass " bi wife" and "bi husband" t-shirts. Lily also did Jame's makeup inspired by the bisexual flag color platte and they both looked so amazing, they got hit on SO MUCH "Soo are you looking for a third?" "Oh thank you but -'" "NO WE ARE NOT, Lily let's go"

Marlene is constantly doodling and drawing. She's one of the most talented artists Hogwarts had ever seen (which is so unfair according to her friends because how is she sportsy and artsy??) and it drove the girls wiiild. Her converse always had doodled stars, her notebooks were full of sketchss, and her hands would always end up decorated with little drawings by the end of the day. But no one knew about the one sketchbook Marlene had that worked for her like a diary - that's where she drew her thoughts and tried to express her feelings. This is how her notebook progressively got filled with drawings of the Slytherin girl with the dark eyes. At first Malrnene's drawigs of Dorcas were rushed, angry, intense but after some time the lines got softer, and an adoration, a gentleness could be sensed in the way Marlene drew the curve of her neck, her earrings, her beautiful hair

Dorcas and Marlene both came out as lesbians around the same time. The result was that every sapphic at Hogwarts was having a FIELD TRIP. Ladies were fawning over them,writing love letters, sending gifts. Marlene and Dorcas because of their ridiculous rivalry (and sexual tension) with each other ended showing off whenever one of them got a confession or a conquest (yes, they were a little bit of a fuckgirls let them be). Both of them couldn't understand why this particular game of theirs annoyed them considerably more than the others, until at one party Marlene honest to God full on made out with a girl while locking eyes with Dorcas. THE SEXUAL TENSION COULD BE CUT WITH A KNIFE EVEN PETER WAS SWEATING AND HES ACE

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

Barty and Evan waiting YEARS to have a threesome with Reggie then JAMES FUCKING POTTER

Pandora is a huuuge greek mythology geek. And by huge, I mean she literally has an atlas tattoo and is actively learning Greek. The first time Lily tried flirting with her she hit Pandora with the "you're as pretty as Aphrodite" because she knew of her huge love for the Greek gods (and how could she not she has the biggest crush on this woman). What she didn't know is the implications of that compliment in the Greek mythology lore, so she just watched Pandora's face turn into an expression of utter horror. Pandora realised that Lily was indeed only trying to flirt with her and not indirectly ruin her life the next day after a chat with Dorcas so she went to find Lily like "heeey funny thing" (Mary was staring daggers at her because Lily ran to her crying)

Peter stress bakes. It'll be the night before a big exam, and Peter will just be sitting in the kitchen at 3 am making cupcakes. One night James woke up to get a glass of water and caught Peter there with flour all over his hands lowley hypervilating so he just stayed awake and baked with him for the rest of night (they made star and wolf shaped pancakes as breakfast for the others) (they ended up sleeping on the couch at 6)

Regulus' love language is gift giving, but because he's scared of people actually seeing what a softie he is, he'll be all weird and mean about it. "Barty, you said you needed new headphones so I took you these JUST TO STOP YOUR COMPLAINING" "Pandora here's a bracelet that reminded me of you but just like because it was there and I wanted to spend my money on something not anything else"

I genuinely think that during Pride Month Euphemia and Fleamont Potter were THOSE parents. They always went on pride parades with Euphemia holding am "I LOVE MY BISEXUAL SON" sign and Fleamont giving out free dad hugs to all the depressed queer people with daddy issues there (he made Dorcas cry when he told her he was proud of her). Euphemia bakes cookies in the shape of rainbows whenever the Marauders come around and Fleamont just buys any pride merch he finds - Sirius and James now collectively own 9 pair of rainbow socks and 3 "love is love" t-shirts. When Sirius and Remus became official the Potters were so happy they planned an actual party and Remus, whose family was never that supportive, proceeded to sob like a little baby which made Euphemia reaaally afraid she did something wrong. The only bad thing about said party was the fact that Marlene couldn't FOR THE LIFE OF HER stop flirting with Jame's mum

PLEASE, someone who has read the Goldfinch message me. I just finished it, and I need to hyperfixate with someone