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PLEASE, someone who has read the Goldfinch message me. I just finished it, and I need to hyperfixate with someone
This is so sweet stop :(
I genuinely think that during Pride Month Euphemia and Fleamont Potter were THOSE parents. They always went on pride parades with Euphemia holding am "I LOVE MY BISEXUAL SON" sign and Fleamont giving out free dad hugs to all the depressed queer people with daddy issues there (he made Dorcas cry when he told her he was proud of her). Euphemia bakes cookies in the shape of rainbows whenever the Marauders come around and Fleamont just buys any pride merch he finds - Sirius and James now collectively own 9 pair of rainbow socks and 3 "love is love" t-shirts. When Sirius and Remus became official the Potters were so happy they planned an actual party and Remus, whose family was never that supportive, proceeded to sob like a little baby which made Euphemia reaaally afraid she did something wrong. The only bad thing about said party was the fact that Marlene couldn't FOR THE LIFE OF HER stop flirting with Jame's mum
I genuinely think that during Pride Month Euphemia and Fleamont Potter were THOSE parents. They always went on pride parades with Euphemia holding am "I LOVE MY BISEXUAL SON" sign and Fleamont giving out free dad hugs to all the depressed queer people with daddy issues there (he made Dorcas cry when he told her he was proud of her). Euphemia bakes cookies in the shape of rainbows whenever the Marauders come around and Fleamont just buys any pride merch he finds - Sirius and James now collectively own 9 pair of rainbow socks and 3 "love is love" t-shirts. When Sirius and Remus became official the Potters were so happy they planned an actual party and Remus, whose family was never that supportive, proceeded to sob like a little baby which made Euphemia reaaally afraid she did something wrong. The only bad thing about said party was the fact that Marlene couldn't FOR THE LIFE OF HER stop flirting with Jame's mum
THIS WAS SO FUN
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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ "𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 + 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒," 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒.
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For a long time, even after Regulus first started attending Hogwarts and acting cold and heartless, Sirius could view him as nothing but his innocent little brother who cried once when he accidently stepped on a butterfly. For him, he was still little Reggie, who looked up to him and went to curl up next to him in bed whenever he had a nightmare. That's why his world came crushing down when he learned about the Death Eater Mark ("how could you not have fucking known Sirius, EVERYONE knew" Bellatrix had laughed and screamed in his face). He truly couldn't understand how or why his little brother turned into a monster so he just decided to ignore the existence of their shared memories of love all together replacing them with this new horrific human being that he made out Regulus to be
Regulus is one of THOSE people who are always painfully early to everything. Even for a casual hangout, he will have arrived at least 30 minutes earlier than the agreed time just because. Evan is not like that,that man takes his time and isn't even ashamed about it. This man has missed actual important meetings and exams because he was changing his outfit at the last second because he just "wasn't feeling the vibe anymore." Usually, when the Slytherin Skittles hang out, they tell him they're meeting half an hour earlier than they actually are because they know he will be late. Imagine the absolute chaos that ensued when they all decided to take a trip together. Regulus was close to an actual mental breakdown, Evan was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, Barty was looking for Dorca's bags, and Pandora was checking out the perfume store at the airport. They almost missed their flight
ALRIGHT FUN!
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"James is such a troublemaker" "James is such a bad boy" JAMES ASKS HIS MOTHER'S PREMISSION TO DO ANYTHING
When Asahi got his driver licence Dachi and Suga started annoying him to drive them everywhere. He was basically their designated driver. It was fine by him, it was actually pretty fun to just chill with his friends and listen to music on the road. What wasn't fun was the first and second years finding out he can drive and then creating absolute chaos in his car. They would leave the most random shit in the backshit, jum around, and put the loudest music while he drove. Shit really hit the fan when Tanaka decided he wanted to learn how to drive and SOMEHOW convinced Asahi to let him practice in his car with him (his sister wouldnt let him)(somehow that didnt alarm Asahi). They almost crashed on a mailbox
I lowkey think Remus and Peter's friendship would be such a beautiful, unique dynamic. They're both more introverted and calmer than Sirius and James, and even though they undoubtedly have the time of their lives with the other two boys, it can get very draining for them at times. So sometimes they'll just sit with each other in their dorm while Sirius and James are out doing some dumb shit and they just make a puzzle or read their books side by side or they just fall asleep completely comfortable in each other's silence. Peter was very very good at drawing, especially sketching so one time during their 5th year in one of their hanging out alone sessions Remus asked him to teach him so they just had lessons like that all throughout the year. It was so weirdly fun for both of them. Sirius and James got sooo jealous when they saw that their two best friends were suddenly artistic but these bitches for the love of God couldn't sit their asses down long enough to learn how to draw.
Sirius is the PICKIEST FUCKING EATER. He examines his food before eating it, whenever the Marauders go out he makes the waiters want to die with the changes in his orders, he exclusively likes pizza margarita, eats 3 fruits and plain rice. Doesn't like overly spicy,salty,sour,sweet tastes, he's literally the epitome of "white person who only enjoys bland ass food". Remus is the exact opposite of that. That man will eat ANYTHING. Likes every cuisine, every fruit, every vegetable, and he always always finishes his food, he literally licks his plate CLEAN. What ends up happening is that Sirius always picks at his food and takes out like half the ingredients and his boyfriend ends up very happily eating it and it makes the people around them sick because "God,they really are the perfect couple "
For the few months after Hinata's birthday where he was 18 and Kageyama was still 17 everytime they kissed or talked about dates and romance-couple shit during practice Tsukishima would just yell at the top of his lungs "SO I GUESS HINATA IS A FUCKING GROOMER NOW"
Evan talks in his sleep, and what I mean by talks is that he says the absolute stupidest shit. He'll just start listing ingredients for a poison or sing some obscure ass song. Barty snores like a train. And poor Regulus, who is already kinda insomnic, will just stare at the celling silently, planning his best friends' death. What he ends up doing is not telling Evan or Barty any of these so they find out when they sleep with someone else for the first time. "This girl told me I was speaking in my sleep so she kicked me out but thats fucking weird because if I did you guys would have told me. Guys? Reggie?"
Asahi, Tanaka and Noya had to endure the most aggravating, hair ripping,unbearable slow-burn between Suga and Daichi before those two started dating. I'm talking Daichi getting jealous when Suga flirted or god forbid dated someone and snapping at everyone, Suga being the most oblivious little shit,EVERYONE being able to tell those two were into each other EXCEPT THEM,whenever they got out to drink without the one the other would just get drunk and whine, the sexual tension between them being suffocating everyday at practice, Tanaka, Asahi and Noya were TIRED. So when after about 4 months they saw the weird tension and homoeroticism going on between Hinata and Kageyam they were NOT HAVING so one day they "accidently" forgot the keys and locked them in the closet where they keep the volleyball balls and just stood eavesdropping behind the door until they heard a confession or some kissing and only then did they let those two out.
James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried
Before Kenma and Kuroo started dating, a girl confessed to Kuroo by giving him chocolates and a love letter during Valentines Day. Kenma was an absolute menace the rest of the day. The team didn't really know why their setter was crankier than usual and why he seemed dead set on "accidently," hitting the back of Kuroo's head during the entirety of practice. He was snappy, glared at everyone and honest to god rolled his eyes to the back of his head whenever Kuroo opened his mouth.His teammates finally realised what's up when Kuroo told them about the confession and Kenma proceeded to roast the shit out of the poor girl
Chuuya was the first person to give Akutagawa alcohol because by his logic "you're gonna drink it anyways at some point might as well do it somewhere safe the first time" (safe by fucking mafia standards i guess). Akutagawa ended up crying about Dazai and how perfect stupid Atsushi is (in a pretty gay monologue)after barely two glasses of wine. They both never talked about that night again, but Chuuya always snickers whenever Atsushi is around
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME
Barty and Evan waiting YEARS to have a threesome with Reggie then JAMES FUCKING POTTER
Dorcas says, "That's pretty racist ngl" everytime something that she doesn't like happens and just watches the terror in people's eyes with the biggest grin. Marlene almost cries every time it happens. On the other hand Regulus has learned to adapt and just hits her with a "so you're transphobic now i guess?"
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Regulus Black definitely had the biggest crush on James during his third year and kept staring at him like a little idiot and one time when James took off his shirt during Quidditch practice Regulus tripped and fell on his face in front of said crush 😭 His school years are truly just a bunch of embarrassing mistakes one after the other
i think it's time we let regulus black be a LOSER (affectionate) you've heard of girlboss, regulus black invented boyfailure. that boy is not cool or mysterious and the only reason why he has any sort of intimidating vibe is because you haven't talked to him yet.
Oikawa is the biggest passenger princess. This man never walks anywhere, but he also refuses to learn how to drive himself (and he doesn't want to admit it's because he's terrified). He ends up calling Iwaizumi to pick him up at the most random hours of the day, too. After practice, when is he exhausted and whiney? I waizumi drives him. He want to leave the club? Iwaizumi is the way to go. Needs a ride back from or to the airport? Iwaizumi not only drives him but wakes him up and is basically the reason Oikawa doesn't miss any for his flights. Wants to go visit his parents? He gives Iwaizumi a bat of his eyelashes, and the man is opening his car door with an eye roll
One time, Gideon and Fabian ruined one of the Marauder's pranks and upstaged it with one of their own. And that's how the biggest prank war in the history of Hogwarts started. I'm talking stressed teachers, terrified but also widely entertained students, the Marauders staying up all night to plan the most elaborate plans, the twins giving the biggest side eyes, glitter and fireworks left and right,hair changing colors, absolute CHAOS. It all came to a stop when the Marauders almost took the giant squid out of the lake, at which point McGonagall had to intervine and give everyone a detention for the rest of the semester, a ban from Quinditch and a serious threat of getting expelled
The way I know my satosugu brainrot is bad bad is that I went to the pharmacy today and saw a black toothbrush next to a white toothbrush and got teary eyed because they reminded me of gojo and geto.
The Marauders always prepare the most luxurious breakfast for Remus for the morning after a full moon. I'm talking crepes,croissants, pancakes, eggs, ham, beans, bacon, cereals. Remus doesn't even know where they find all that stuff (they begged the house elves in the kitchen)
Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite
Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite
Regulus knew James would fight for him no matter what. That he would put himself in harm's way for Regulus, Death Eaters, and Dark Lord be damned. The only way he could think of to protect James was to absolutely make him hate him. Regulus put the performance of a lifetime, insulting Jame's best friends, saying horrible things about muggleborns and halfbloods and being a true imitation of his mother. James could only just whisper "please don't do this," but when Regulus cruelly insulted Remu's lycanthropy, he just couldn't do it anymore. James found comfort in Lily's arms, knowing that she too was heartbroken by Mary. Regulus had to watch the man he loved being in a relationship with the girl he told him not to worry about thinking that if James moved on so quickly, their relationship probably didn't mean anything to him. James had to go through the rest of his life thinking that Regulus hated him and trying very hard to hate him back but absolutely failing, because when he closed his eyes at night all he could think about was dark black curls and stars
Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Watch some anime boys playing volleyball while violently sobbing about it for no reason at all)