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Raging bisexuals Lily and James who get so deeply offended when someone assumes they're straight just because they're a couple. These bitches are the first at the Pride Parade wearing these silly ass " bi wife" and "bi husband" t-shirts. Lily also did Jame's makeup inspired by the bisexual flag color platte and they both looked so amazing, they got hit on SO MUCH "Soo are you looking for a third?" "Oh thank you but -'" "NO WE ARE NOT, Lily let's go"

The thing is, I'm a multishipper like i truly can work and appreciate most ship dynamics. Love Jegulus, love Jily, love Bartylus, love Rosekiller, love Pandalily, love Dorlene, love Marilily. BUT WHO YOU GONNA SHIP SIRIUS WITH BESIDES REMUS?? Like I genuinely cannot imagine this man with ANYONE ELSE

Pandora is a huuuge greek mythology geek. And by huge, I mean she literally has an atlas tattoo and is actively learning Greek. The first time Lily tried flirting with her she hit Pandora with the "you're as pretty as Aphrodite" because she knew of her huge love for the Greek gods (and how could she not she has the biggest crush on this woman). What she didn't know is the implications of that compliment in the Greek mythology lore, so she just watched Pandora's face turn into an expression of utter horror. Pandora realised that Lily was indeed only trying to flirt with her and not indirectly ruin her life the next day after a chat with Dorcas so she went to find Lily like "heeey funny thing" (Mary was staring daggers at her because Lily ran to her crying)

I just watched Insude Out 2 and all I want to say is the Marauders definitely went dressed as the emotions to watch this movie since they were huge fans of the first one - Remus wore all purple (fear), Peter wore all blue (sadness), Sirius borrowed one of Marlene's green dresses (disqust) and of course James wore all yellow (happiness). They all ended up crying like little babies

The Santa Claus tradition isn't a thing in magic households, so when one year, Remus casually mentioned his Santa Claus present to the rest of the Marauders, they were so shocked. "No no James a man doesn't actually come down from my chimney." "He eats your cookies, that's so rude!" "No Pads -" "How does he manage to go to all the houses? He must be a secret wizard." "NO NO GUYS LISTEN"

RIP Evan Rosier, you would have loved Challengers

Remus and James smoke so much weed together, especially the week after a full moon, when Remus gets depressed. Once Lily came over to the dorm to bring Remus back a book he loaned her and she found them lying on the floor,wearing each other's shirt, crying from laughter and singing "Fat Bottomed Girls" at the top of their lungs while Sirius and Peter recorded

Regulus' love language is gift giving, but because he's scared of people actually seeing what a softie he is, he'll be all weird and mean about it. "Barty, you said you needed new headphones so I took you these JUST TO STOP YOUR COMPLAINING" "Pandora here's a bracelet that reminded me of you but just like because it was there and I wanted to spend my money on something not anything else"

Sirius and James

Jame's bachelor party included him and the rest of the Marauders wearing the most stupid matching t-shirts,going to a bunch of pubs where they drunk their weight in alcohol and getting matching tattoos (the tatto artist almost threw them out because they wouldnt stop laughing). It ended up with all of them playing Twister in Remus and Sirius' apartment, Sirius whining to Remus about the fact that "we've been dating longer Remie, why haven't you proposed??" and them crying their eyes out while hugging each other."You're not gonna forget us, are you, Prongs?"" I could never Pads"

Jean has seasonal allergies, so whenever spring comes, he will get teary-eyed and sneeze constantly, so Levi always sanitizes the area where Jean has been and the GLARES he gives him - life ruining,fear inducing, earth shattering. Jean gets terrified, and the whole night Connie and Sasha have to put up with the "BUT I CANT CONTROL IT GUYS WHAT DO I DO?

During their first year James, Sirius and Peter noticed that Remus often didn't eat breakfast (he was tired and woke up just in time to get to class so he didnt have time) and he would get cranky and tired throughout the day, so one day James woke up extra early to get some toast, jam and peanut butter from the dinning haul and he left it next to Remus' bed for when he wakes up and when he did Remus started sobbing cause it was the first time he realised that someone (besides his parents) actually cares about him and his well being, something that he never thought he was worthy or capable of receiving. It hurt that they didn't know he was a werewolf yet because all he could think was that he was taking advantage of their kindness and that they wouldn't be this nice, they would be disgusted if they knew his true nature

Peter stress bakes. It'll be the night before a big exam, and Peter will just be sitting in the kitchen at 3 am making cupcakes. One night James woke up to get a glass of water and caught Peter there with flour all over his hands lowley hypervilating so he just stayed awake and baked with him for the rest of night (they made star and wolf shaped pancakes as breakfast for the others) (they ended up sleeping on the couch at 6)

Remus loves horror movies and he tried watching them with Sirius, but Sirius is a scaredy little bitch and always ends up ruining the movie, so now Remus has movie nights with Regulus where they just watch the most unhinged, terrifying shit. Sometimes, Sirius or James will attempt to sit with them and just watch what they're watching, but they always end up living the room absolutely horrified ("Bloody hell James our boyfriends are psychopaths")

James tried wearing contacts once and absolutely hated it. He started crying when it was time to take them out because he got scared of putting his fingers in his eyes, and half the Gryffindor common room came to calm him down it was a whole thing

Kuroo always does the absolute most on his assignments like that boy is so extra. I'm talking collages, drawings, pictures, handwritten information from a bunch of different sources. Kenma is so happy about always working with him because he'll just sit there playing his game and mutter "yea,yeah Kuroo good idea, aha," and then he gets an A

I am in Greece so I think we have discovered the root of the issue

I think the fact that it's pride month and a James Potter kinnie ISNT kissing me is extremely homophobic

Jesper being in love with Kaz for years. Jesper who at the start wanted to hate Inej so much because even if Kaz himself didn't know yet, he saw how Kaz looked at Inej, he looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. Jesper who resigned to being Kaz's lovestruck best friend because he was still so happy to be a part of his life,someone Kaz needed, someone Kaz loved, even if it wasnt in the way Jesper wanted him too. Jepser who thought he would never fall in love again, and suddenly, Wylan happened. Suddenly, Jesper understood what Kaz felt for Inej because Wylan, with his pretty hair and glowing eyes, made Jesper believe he could find his happily ever after again. Jesper wanted to worship Wylan he didn't know how someone that perfect could ever look twice at him but Wylan with his curious, brilliant mind and his glowing smile not only looked at Jesper but allowed him to experience pure,all comsuming true love, to experience what it is like to find a soul that so perfectly intertwines with yours

YOU PEOPLE SAYING YOURE LOOKING FOR A REMUS KINNIE WHERE ARE YOU IN REAL LIFE?? IM HERE?? WHERE ARE YALL HIDING??

I think the fact that it's pride month and a James Potter kinnie ISNT kissing me is extremely homophobic

hello helloooooo my my my what have we heeeeere?? what a surpri-

✨ Put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers

DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING LETS GO THOUGH

Brand New City by Mitski (absolutely everything by Mitski but GOD THIS ALBUM)

School's Out by Alice Cooper (grew up with Alice Cooper)

Judas by Lady Gaga (unironically I always hype myself up with Lady Gaga)

Jesus He Knows Me by Ghost

Layla by Derek and the Dominos

"My mental illness makes me funny" is SUCH BULLSHIT. When I was deep in my mental illness, I was the most boring,tiring,self obsessed person ever. All I could think and focus on was my suffering, I didn't care about people around me, I pushed everyone who tried to help me away, and I literally cried and slept all day. You think I could have been fucking funny back then?! My humour comes from how much I enjoy life now that I can participate in it, how excited I am about every little new thing that I can try and how much beauty I find in human connections and making others laugh (This is not to demonise people who are still deep in their mental illness but I'm just so tired of the way mental health is treated and portrayed on the interent. It's not funny or quirky it's important shit)

There are very few things in this life that I love more than the headcannon that Hannibal was the one who performed top surgery on Will and then just... kept his boobies,cooked them, and ate them

Pandora and Regulus figured out Remus is a werewolf like 6 months into their first year. They never tell anyone else but they genuinely think everyone who hasn't discovered it is so dumb ("for fucks sake Pandora my brother calls it his furry little problem might as well start shouting my boyfriends a werewolf")

I think the reason why I'm not a judgmental person is that I honestly have no right to be like bitch I can sing the entirety of the Hamilton musical by heart and I spend my time reading analysis on my favorite pieces of media and fanfiction about dead gay wizards, I'm pretty sure whatever the other person has got going for them is probably cooler than all that

Sorry, bbg, I would sleep over, but unfortunately, I don't have my dinosaur plushie

Remus let Lily paint his nails once during the 5th year, and since then, he got absolutely obsessed with how they looked, so now he always has them painted. He tries different colours and designs, but he always ends up going back to the same old black nails and ring combo (Sirius finds it super attractive)

Once in a while Remus would sit Sirius, James and Peter down and explain to them muggle celebrity drama and it is always so fun for him cause these bitches don't know anything and their reactions are always priceless "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT CAUGHT CHEATING ON HER?!?"I KNOW SIRIUS IT'S LUDICROUS"

PLEASE, I SEE IT. "Not so thought now are you big boy?" "Shut up Rosier ill fucking kill you" (they are cuddling)

Okay, Barty would pretend to be tough and flirt around with Evan when around others, but AS SOON as they are alone - he melts. He melts into a puddle in front of this man, he stumbles over his words and thoughts and Evan just stands there SMIRKING and then just says "shut up and kiss me, Crouch" and Barty would fucking WIMPER, he would be so pathetic, no one would ever even think he could be. And Evan loves it, and despite being all push-around with Barty, he cares so much and would most definitely show it with his actions and not words. He would say "go fuck yourself" and then pull Barty close and gently kiss him on the forehead while playing with his hair, because Evan is just as obsessed and pathetic with him, he's just better at hiding it, and the best thing is that Barty knows.

""Why didn't you do this?" "Why didn't you do that?" I was probably sleeping

Tumblr really got me realising that I'm to my core an attention whore. I open this app see two new likes and I just sit there giggling "oh my god two people actually liked something I said stahp" LIKS GIRL STOP THATS SO EMBARRASSING FOR ME LET ME PLAY NONCHALANT AGAIN