The_bee_movie_but_every_time_they_say_bee_it_gets_randomly_faster_or_slower() By Iforgotmylegs Https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5o144h/the_bee_movie_but_every_time_they_say_bee_it_gets/?utm_source=ifttt

“We are assuming here that the user is competent. In reality this is always false. Users are very dumb and will do weird things.”

Intro to Computer Programming Professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

The O(1) solution to any problem is to stop trying

person: How many languages are you learning?

me: Uhh, human or programming?

The thing about computer programming is that it’s a complete pain in the ass when you’re trying to figure out the problem, yet when you finally solve it, when you finally have that aha moment, the feeling of accomplishment is unlike anything you’ve felt when you’ve accomplished something. You think holy shit, I can make technology work, and that feeling is totally worth the long stretch of hours or even days when computer programming feels like a pain in the ass.

me: starts looking at material for my programming languages class next quarter

me: stops looking

“We are assuming here that the user is competent. In reality this is always false. Users are very dumb and will do weird things.”

Intro to Computer Programming Professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

My life :(

So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.