“Java Got Rid Of Multiple Inheritance Because It Caused A Lot Of Problems With Performance” Well

I googled science pick-up lines and I was not disappointed

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins. 

Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!  

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. 

I’m more attracted to you than F is attracted to an electron. 

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. 

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. 

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. 

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me. 

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. 

#beingacomputersciencemajor : Testing out html tags on Pokemon Go and finding out it actually works.

me: starts looking at material for my programming languages class next quarter

me: stops looking

I giggled 😂

“How’s that essay going?”

metacommunicative trolling, academia style

Did you know that 2015 equals 11111011111 in binary, a palindrome?

Oh, and by the way, on May 15th, 2015 at 02:09:25 UTC, Unix time will be 1010101010101010101010101010101.

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The thing about programming is that when you finally find that stupid mistake that cost you the last four hours, you’re never sure whether to be happy, upset, or if you should just punch yourself in the face.

… and it’s not even a Monday. (via thethingaboutprogramming)