"all Bark No Bite" Biatch I Bite And I Bite Hard!

🧀C H E E Z E 🧀

I may be a goofy doggo but being a doggo ain't gonna stop me from devouring a whole pack like the gluttenous beast I am 😈😈😈😈😈😈

Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.

UGHHHHHH i have to go back to school and actually humanly socialise with humans

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Guess who nearly got outed as an alterhuman cuz of my headphones name on Bluetooth 😀👍🏻

Mean kid in my horticulture class:(deadname) is your Bluetooth 'deffo not a dog'?

Me: nah (DEFINITELY NOT)

Transspecies transition goals

Tattoo of some of my kintypes

Testosterone - gives me "fur" and general happy

Wear my gear more often

Coloured contact lenses - yellow, green or blue depending on what Kintype I'm feeling like the most that day

Permanent fangs - nom

Pointed ears - resembles a bat ig

*trots over to you with a pinecone gift* do you wanna be friends…..

awoooooo!!!!! 🩶🩶🩶🩶

A huge thanks to y'all

:D

My WIP mask

me

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