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I may be a goofy doggo but being a doggo ain't gonna stop me from devouring a whole pack like the gluttenous beast I am ππππππ
βkill them with kindnessβ WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊ
Greetings.
Go punch a nazi, zoophile, or pedophile today.
Just got barked at... In my bat mask?
Wrong damn species
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I can't or I'd get bullied at school π₯²ππ»
The urge to draw paw stripes on my boots is killing me π« π« π« π«
Juice and cake to make the pains go away ]:
(2 of my mock results were just something...)
"all bark no bite" biatch I bite and I bite hard!
Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and itβs master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.
NO DOGGO CHOCOLATE IS HARMFUL π
*Evil giggling* This dog has found the easter chocolate stash!