What If It Were All Just A Dream

Weezer

songs to crash your car to

Here's to the future!

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

In order for a car to be classified as a sports car, it has to beat Lebron James in a man vs machine game of golf

Mom said it's my turn on the maid dress

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

although current magic: the gathering designers claim that black mana is not evil, the traits associated with it, both mechanically in game (sacrificing your own creatures and killing others', etc.) and in the narrative (ambition, selfishness, power), demonstrate that it is an antisocial force at least. the decision to associate the Swamp as a source of power for black decks is part of a long history in European cultures that reviles swamps, bogs, and other wetlands as evil places. this mindset contributed to the mass destruction of wetlands across the world until very recent scientific endeavors showed how important wetlands are. in reality, wetlands are extremely complicated, unique, and environmentally crucial ecosystems which exist in myriad forms on every continent save antarctica. to combat colonialist thought, i propose a radical change to the mtg paradigm by replacing the Swamp basic land type with one that truly represents a spawning ground for evil: the Parking Lot.

Just created my account and this is the literal first post i see. Glad to see i got exactly what i asked for by joining this god-forsaken hellsite.

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I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

Yippeeeeeeee elon is stepping down from doge!!!! Also it's april second so no funny business this is for reals

Reblog if you believe in the darkness of hell

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far