For Anyone Wondering, Rain Is Not My Name (although I Was Considering It For A While When I Created This

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

Bop it. Twist it. Jork it.

After watching this year's game awards, i've come to the conclusion that i just spent ~4 hours watching ads for triple A games i don't care about, just to see a triple A game win game of the year

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run

You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Uncontested banger

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

yhe gort! 🐖

Thanks! Huge shoutout to you too!

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

Weezer

songs to crash your car to

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.