Uncontested Banger

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

honestly, being bred to extinction doesn't seem like a bad way to go out

thinking about this again

ZEUS! Boop me many many times, and my life is yours!

Do you think jack black ever goes "i'm jackin' it!" when he jacks it or has the mold gotten to me

Yeah, i'll read bog this boast

compute her chips under my micheal scope

Who at microsoft had the bright idea to make the update + shut down button not shut down the device after using it like if you're gonna try, then try. But if not, don't try and make it look like yoy did.

Bitches want me for my 5 million power in rise of kingdoms

You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.