Bitches Want Me For My 5 Million Power In Rise Of Kingdoms

Found this on the ground, so far i've been unable to identify who this is. Do any of you recognize sunglasses man?

Twitter should have an @everyone feature. This would only make things better and cause no issues whatsoever.

Who at microsoft had the bright idea to make the update + shut down button not shut down the device after using it like if you're gonna try, then try. But if not, don't try and make it look like yoy did.

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Deltarune + silksong announced on the same day is cool and all, but we have the ability to make this another barbenheimer. A deltasong if you will.

The definition of living life dangerously is eating mini pretzels while having the hiccups

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

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Going to get HRT but three of my friends are trying to hunt me down and stop me. Also, only a small percent of my viewers are actually subscri