Twitter Should Have An @everyone Feature. This Would Only Make Things Better And Cause No Issues Whatsoever.

Implying that a regular banana either grants a single year of good luck, or two years of normal luck.

Two years?! I’m in!

Uncontested banger

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Here's to the future!

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

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Reblog if you’re a good girl and should be treated as such

You also can only get one gender from each person, so you can't just farm genders off of a supportive friend. The run ends when you defeat jk rowling.

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."

Bestie help whats the fetish

Minecraft movie spoilers out of context

This is true, i was there

Hey…. Did you know miku is trans. she told me herself im not lying

Yippeeeeeeee elon is stepping down from doge!!!! Also it's april second so no funny business this is for reals