Jellyfish

tfw you realize the guy who keeps kidnapping you and using you as bait to catch his arch nemesis is actually just a theater kid who’s really nice

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

Illustrations/Collages by Eric Carle

Children’s Literature

New comic! (link)

I don’t care if they can’t understand me. They may be garbage cats, but they’re my garbage cats.

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

“I met the night and they purred"  

Based on this post

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS BABY CHERUB, YOUR MELANIN WILL CRACK LIKE FISH IN HOT GREASE.

Anti’s Time

(people seemed to like this so here’s a typed version so it’s easier to read)

Bye bye, Brody Cya, Chase Get that hat out of my face Your time is o̷̷v̴̷́è̛̕͡r̡̨̢͝ Your k̨͘͟i̴̕͟d҉͝s̷͘ are d̶̶̴͜͡ę̢͘͢͞ą̸͟͡d͜͞ And I’m officially i̸̢̢ņ̵̀͞s͠í̸d̶̛è̛͠͏ ̸́͠y̷͟o̧͘u̷̶͟҉́r̛̛͝͝ ̷͏̀͘͢h͏́ȩ̡̧͢a̴͏d̵͜͏

H̵͟ù̧͜r͢͏͜͡ţ̵̢ the hero Jackieboy Man Can’t run as fast as the others can Some escaped But you remain Now you’re t̶̴r͞҉̴͘á̵̕͟͞p̸̴p̢͢͡ę̴̛͞d̵̷́͞ in my d҉͘ǫ́͠͝҉m̶̀ą̵̵͟í̛́͜n̸҉

Merciless with Marvin Tricks of t̸̶͘͟ȩ̵̵͘͟ŕ̵͝r͏͞o̢r͘͠ I am back and ş̶̕͠t̡̕҉҉r̸͜͡͝͏o҉̸̡n̸g̷̨ę̴͞ŕ̵̢̕ than ever Your magic can’t help Your power is w̨̨e̸̡̛͢a̵͘͠k̡͢ Now join the others in e̷̴̡͢͞t̷҉͏̶́ę̸́͟͜r̨̀͘͠n̢̧͞a̷̧̕̕l̨̢͜͡͞ ̢͜s̨͜҉l͢͞͞͡é̵̶̶e҉̨̛p̧

So long, Schneeple Thanks for a̢͠s̀͟͡ś̡҉̵͡ì̡͝s͢͠t̸̷į͜͝ǹ̸̀͘g̨̛̀͡͝ The fans have no clue what they’re missing They think you’re c҉͘o̸̸̶͘r͢͞r͞͡ú̵̸͘͘p̡͘͜͝͡t̵̶̨͜e҉̵d͜͞ Think you’re ill But you’re helping me of your o̸͠w̴͟͏n̴̨ ̷̵̧̢̕f̶̢̡r҉̵̨͠͞e̷̴͠e̡ ̸̷̢͘w̵͜i̷͏͘͜l̴̡̢̕͝ļ̛͜

S̴e͝ize̵ ́the ̸c͡han͝ne̕l Take̸ ͏c̶ontrol ͠F̡i̧na̢ll͜y, ̷I’ll ̛r̀ea̸ch͠ m̴y goál ͞Ẃith҉ ̸my̨ ̧bran͟d͡ ͢n҉ȩw͡ ͞p̕up͏pe͏t͜s̀ Y̵ou can͟ s̢ay̸ ͠g̢ood̢b̧yè ́To̡ yóu̴r p͞rec̴įòu̶s,̴ w͡e͏ak̛

J̸̺̺̃ͪ͐a̡̻͔ͨ̇ͮ̏̌c̵̗̲̐̎̈́͌ͬ̽̄k̠̻̯̱̳ͩ̈́͗͆̐̓̀̚s͋̅̅̾̓̋҉̰̼e̫͈̤͌ͮ͐͒p̥̣̳̣̣̱̣ͣ̾̀ṫ̴̟͔̮̺̳̘̌̒̔̄̈i̡͕̰̥̙̹̘̹̎̆ͦ́̚c̏͌ͨ̕e̮̮͎͖̠͉̗͊̎̽ͮͩy̦̝̓̓̐̉̎ͬͭẹ̩̥̣

@therealjacksepticeye

What if you were rubba dub dubbing in the tub when your house caught on fire?

one of my biggest fears is that the bathtub will fall through the floor while im in it