Latest Posts by real-stardust - Page 9

#me shamelessly watching shows while at work

Crying, screaming, throwing up, punching the wall 😭😭😭

*imagine Nat’s not dead*

Bruce, outside: Hey Cap! Portal’s ready!

Nat: After returning the stones how bout you get that life you said we both needed. Maybe ask out that girl you like? Badass SHIELD agent?

Steve: European? Likes to dance?

Nat, talking about Peggy: Yeah, heard you’re head over heals for her.

Steve, definitely talking about Nat: Damn straight.

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

thank you jerry's pizza for your service

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES/THE WINTER SOLDIER CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014)

remember wc18 when everyone was making neymar rolling on the ground memes those were simpler times

Currently waiting for more information but fuck this is really worrying

Edit: this was about the missile in Poland btw but I think it’s appropriate to the general state of the world rn

wholesome doggo

Apollo strikes again

Same🥲

I'm such a " no no, it's okay " person

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022) dir. James Gunn

this is literally my favorite edit of steve rn

i think i might be in my thor phase rn 😻😼

Them: baby, my love, sweetheart, babe, darling, lovely

Me: are you okay?

Them: pet, poppet, kitten, puppy, bunny, flower, petal, puppet

Me: my legs have parted like the red sea

Also me: *calls everybody love, lovie, darling, sweet pea, sweetheart, baby, sunshine, and babe

I needed this

today we’re practicing self love.

tell yourself something you love, appreciate and/or are proud of about both your body and soul 🫶

Lyrics feel different when u living it

“I just can’t think about anything or anybody and I can’t sleep. I can’t breathe. I can’t eat. And I love you. I love you all the time. Every minute of every day. I love you.”

— Lexie Grey (Grey’s Anatomy E8.22)

Someone has finally described my writing process

Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

Can you imagine saying something so heinous that ALEX JONES has to attempt to reel you in???

people on twitter will say “genuinely, what did kanye do wrong? he just said he liked hitler” as if that’s not legitimately an insane sentence to type out. like do you hear yourself

Would you like to see what I can do? E.D.I.T.H. stands for “Even Dead, I’m the Hero.” Tony loved his acronyms.

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