Fuck It We Back.

Luo binghe and mo ran fighting for a t shirt that says "Shizun fucker"

PART 2 of my role swap AU agenda 👹MXTX Gongs (reversed)! (We got Peak Lord Binghe, Crown Prince Hua Cheng, and Yilling Laozu Wangji)

personally in torn in-between the two headcanons for the dynamics for Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan/Qingqiu.

on one hand, as a reader its sooooo funny to realize that Shang Qinghua's (the creator of the universe) main adversary is a twenty-something broke college student who literally DIED after reading the novel because the ending was That Bad. But, on the other hand, Shen Yuan being very famous and rich and well known is also undeniably hilarious.

imagine being the writer of twilight and finding out that Harry Styles has not only read your (very... interesting) book in full but had also systematically left anon hate AND has been sucked into your novel as Jacob Black and is banging Edward Cullen

KYS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adorable chibi hualian ✨️ Ruoye saw a baby fox on the hay and a red string from Hua Cheng's finger leads to the stoat's paw💕

Thinking once again about how MDZS is such catnip for tragic sibling enjoyers cuz it has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR (five even if you want to count all the shit that goes down with Jin Guangshan’s kids) different flavors of tragic siblings that drive the plot

im pissing myself over this recap bit because out of context its just formaggio introducing himself and narancia blowing that bitch up for no reason

so ready for tomorrow (I'M TERRIFIED.)

UM WHAT. WHAT. I AM FLABBERGASTED. SHAKING AND CRYING RN. TSUKASA???? UMMMM

I've solved it.