Riffraffly - Epsilon

ok ive always had this hc where like gene and surge had the opposite relationship of simmons and sarge, like simmons is desperately holding onto sarge as a potential father figure whilst surge see's gene as a son and genes like those angsty teens whos like "omg surge stop embarrassing me"

Everybody here knows about Tucker, they say he's a bad mother-

I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo

My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH

Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too

so ready for tomorrow (I'M TERRIFIED.)

[9, 8, 7, 6, 5 ,4, 3, 2, 1, 0]

HAPPY 8/15 !!!

KYS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favourite thing about the Xianle trio is just how sickeningly codependent close they are. Like, what do you mean you haven’t been friends in 800 years, your friend group fell out in the most painful and traumatic way it possibly could have, and you all have the absolute most reason to hate each other- but in The Cave Of 10,000 gods Mu Qing and Feng Xin were absolutely appalled at the disrespect to their prince. They were fiercely protective, refusing to let Xie Lian bear witness to what they thought was an incredibly perverted insult to his honour. They went toe-to-toe with one of the most terrifying ghosts who ever lived, all in defence of him, and did so without ever thinking twice. They dragged him through that cave system with desperately protective determination, caring for him fiercely despite being misinformed about the situation, and even though they had no obligation to. I’m biting people. Mu Qing and Feng Xin never stopped caring about Xie Lian. He’s no longer their prince, he’s no longer their employer nor even their friend, but they would still put their lives in peril for him. Even when they thought he was a violent criminal (Lang Qianqiu ily but pls kys) they visited his palace to give him medicine for his arm (something about Mu Qing brushing off his injury and saying it isn’t that bad cause all martial gods get injured, then being the first in line to go heal him is so sickening and vile I love him) and make sure he’s alright, then physically fought over the implications from each other about the other having been a bad friend. All of the bullshit trauma, all of the heartache, all of the reason they could have to not give a shit about him, and they were throwing hands over who was a better friend. I hate them. (I love them.)

yayyy

cumplane using modern slang and everybody thinks they have some secret undecipherable code language. somebody says “what is love” and they both simultaneously go “baby don’t hurt me.” they tell each other to “kay why ess” on a regular basis (sqq says it moreso than sqh). during peak lord meetings sqh will scribble a nonsensical meme on a napkin and slide it over to sqq and he’ll crack tf up. sometimes they’ll just purposely mess with people by stringing together the most contrived possible sentence while acting as if it’s completely normal and watch whoever they’re with speedrun all five stages of grief