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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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As a princess, you've been kidnapped by all manner of people; dragons, wizards, other kings—it's just part of the job description. But never before have you been kidnapped by... another princess?
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around
As a joke you had always said "I dedicate this to Hades" as you threw away food scraps from your cooking and cleaning your plates. When you die you find yourself in front of Charon's boat with Hades sitting in it, seemingly very excited to see his most devoted follower in recent times.
When someone is...
Face/Body:
Avoidant/reduced eye contact
Drooping eyelids
Downcast eyes
Frowning
Raised inner ends of eyebrows
Dropped or furrowed eyebrows
Quivering lip/biting lip
Wrinkled nose
Voice:
Soft pitch
Low lone
Pauses/hesitant speech
Quiet/breathy
Slow speech
Voice cracks/breaking voice
Gestures/Posture:
Slouching/lowered head
Rigid/tense posture
Half formed/slow movement
Fidgeting or clasped hands
Sniffing or heavy swallows
Self soothing gestures (running hands over the arms, hand over heart, holding face in palms, etc)
I keep forgetting post on tumblr cuz of twt acc, oh damn me😔
(i like 2nd ver actually more-)
Tshh, the boy's sleeping 🔆
They use him like a perch
Yooo @voidpidgeon I’m your gifter for the @technoblade-gift-exchange ^^
The prompt said it could be a silly mission and thought ‘bout having to give Steve a bath. I really hope you like it.
Who needs comedy when you’re apart of this fandom 😂
for @ravendarkwood ,
( @technoblade-gift-exchange ) hope you like it !
Heya @s-chl4rt! I was your gifter for the @technoblade-gift-exchange! Your request was Techno spending time in the sun, so here's him and Carl taking a little beach break! I hope you like it!
Is that Philza Minecraft??! :'0
Tommy just needs at least one person who won't hurt him (and im not sure its techno...)
quick drawing, happy birthday phil
doing birb thing
dsmp colored pencil doodles
but its important
@waddei’s DTIYS! Single-handedly pulled me out of art block lmao
dsmp tiktok bc i cannot possibly be more cringe
tiktok rlly liked this one so here ya go
@nomsfaultau Here it is!! Voices In My Head, one of the songs that has joined my MFR playlist
I'm actually incredibly proud of this. I tried a new brush to try and combat my perfectionism and I think it worked, considering that this is done. I'm not super happy with some of the shots, but I think overall it looks alright!
Let me know what your favorite parts are!
CW flashing and rapid lights, eyestrain
(Song captions in the video)
Song: Again & Again - The Bird And The Bee
[Video ID: A speedpaint animatic of Grian in eight of his series. The animatic starts of with 3 purple eyes against a black background with a flashing text that reads "Again". The format is like a speedpaint, where with each instance of "again" in the lyrics, the old drawing gets erased into black and a new one pops up. The Grians in order of appearance are: yandere high school Grian in the uniform, Grian in Taurtis' clothes, Tokyo Soul, and Knights of Valor, and in the second half of the chorus: third life, last life, double life, and limited life. In the first instance of "do it again", a purple Grian is falling slowly as concentric circles spiral inwards and the same eyes from the intro spin in the middle. In the second instance, watcher Grian slowly zooms out with the concentric circles while the eyes spin more consistently with him. The final shot is a black screen with "again and again" flickering. Credits at the end are shown that read "by aldks5296, original by @ actually_bee on tiktok". End ID]
FUCKING SNIPEZA HOLY SHIT
FOR THOSE WHO CANT SEE: Charlie went microscopic and PHIL FUCKING SHOT HIM WHILE HE WAS SCURRYING AROUND
And then they fell in love and lived happily ever after and nothing bad happened to them ever