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Discord conversation about HCs and tattoos… And totally my headcanon that Klaus is a walking canvas. Ben is more a hidden tats boy…. And have matching tats together
Diego’s mama boy tattoo is @unicorn-bentacles‘s HC… But def super cute. I love it.
Drunk nicknames (and take from my cold dead hands that Ben’s fav animal is bunny)
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No one can stop me at making dumb comics about my favs. Try to stop me.
(Me, writing the only thing I know in russian: Yes, perfect. I’m so bilingual.)
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To whom to I have to sacrifice ice creams to have this happening in the S2?
A little discord I’m in turned 1 month old so I made art for them because the Horrance Academy is the best place to be at… (; ω ;)
(Ben’s book says “Hasturn’s return” because boy he can surely speaks/reads/understands R’lyeh)
First round of Emergency Icon!! Thank a lot!!
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Im finally doing it- i'm finalky watching umbrella academy. And it all because of your Klaus reblog and art. Whatever happens to me im blaming you
FUCK YEAH! I hope you’ll enjoy it because it’s a really good show!!!!!!!!!
“The last reading before the end of the world.” “It’s too long.” “At least with that, people will understand it’s a scam and maybe not the place where you should throw your dollars at. However, we’ll welcome these dirty money.”
(psst its transparent)
Did you know I’ve a reversed AU where Ben is alive but not Klaus and they sorta scam people? No? Now you know.
actual footage of the hargreeves trying to teach their 58 year old brother to floss
alcoholic!ben dump
So this one night, Ben stumbles onto someone's yard and thinks it his own. The cops get called, and bring him three doors down to his a c t u a l home. aka: the academy
Ben is covered is bruises and cuts. He doesn't say anything but he starts sobbing, like full blown, snot and tears mingling on his chin sobbing.
Diego and Allison are awake and they try to calm him down. It doesn't work, he cries harder. Eventually they say fuck it and pull Klaus out of his room (he was awake because like. fuck sleep.)
So they beg him to h e l p because they have no fucking clue what to do and they know that Klaus is the only damn person Ben will listen to.
So Klaus. Sits there. Holds Ben's hand and nods along to what Ben says even though he has no fucking clue what he is actually saying.
He hands him tissues and runs his fingers through his hair.
They don't talk. They sit. Ben cries and pokes at his wounds and keeps crying about how he got brought home by the cops. It's a thing-and-a-half.
Eventually, Ben stops crying and just, laughs. Because he got brought home by the cops and went to the same bar six times and barley remembers his name, and it's not funny but it is.
His laughter is hallow though. Empty. And it sounds maniacal.
Klaus feels like crying and tries to get Ben to got upstairs and sleep. But Ben keeps on insisting he wants a smoke. Changes the subject a million and one times.
Klaus has tried anger and kindness and exasperation. But it's not working, so he just, sits there, next to Ben.
Ben pushes him off whenever Klaus tries to comfort. Ben talks too loudly to even be considered sober.
And quietly, Klaus says that maybe Ben needs help. And Ben lets out a harsh laugh and says: "No shit I need help. I actually...I've been thinking about it."
Klaus knows Ben won't remember saying this. That he'll get up and start drinking again. But there's...a glimmer of hope. He has a glimmer of hope that maybe, maybe Ben'll be okay.
So Klaus listens to the birds chirp and sees the sun rise through his window, and he thinks about everything.
Klaus has hope; he won't let that go. Not yet.
The Hargreeves As Palaye Royale's Songs - PT 2
At the request from @casuallyyoungdragon on part 1, I decided to to another hot take from @coffiero original idea! So, here it is!
(credit to @hargays for the amazing gifs.)
Luther Hargreeves - White
"Time
Hasn't been kind
Losing your mind
Trynna find
A place where you can lie
To yourself
Are you happy alone?"
Diego Hargreeves - The Underground
"As you wait for something to fight for
People find themselves without a cause
And I see all the hidden lies
Behind the all seen eye"
Allison Hargreeves - Hospital Beds
"I wanna dance with you
Take my hand, and I'll show you a few moves
This is it; no more sorrow
Leave the living for today, and the dying for tomorrow"
Klaus Hargreeves - Too Many People
"Will I be fine?
I never ever know
No one ever ever knows
Have I lost my mind?
Oh tell me why
I can't live and die
Elegantly high
And beautifully blind"
Five Hargreeves - Love The Void
"Love the void, my friend
You don't know where it ends
Your time will never stop
Tick-tock on the big clock"
Ben Hargreeves - Death Is A Party, Invite All Your Friends
"I want you to see what I've seen
I want you to be where I've been
If you go what I've been through
Maybe there's some hope for you
This is how the story ends
Death is a party, invite all your friends"
Vanya Hargreeves - Rag Doll
"Hello goodbye all my lovers
(Time is ticking) sun is going down
Sitting in my teacup spinning
Watching the world slowly drown
In this house that has taught me nothing
People ask: why not burn it down?"
NO REPOSTING
I read Ben’s description again and I noticed it said monsterS, so I wondered what else he has besides tentacles(also stepping out of my comfort zone and trying creature/monster designing). I made two versions but one with younger Ben(that I lost motivation to finish lol)
Klaus: I am straight-up depressed. Ben’s been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.
Diego: Ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher.
Klaus: I know, it’s so hot.
The Umbrella Academy as the Area 51 Meme
Would raid area fifty one to break out the aliens: Diego
Would raid area fifty one to fuck with the establishment: Five
Would raid area fifty one because it sounds like fun: Allison
Would raid area fifty one for the meme: Klaus
Is the one saying lmao y’all gone get shot: Vanya
Works at area fifty one and has been having a nervous breakdown the past two days: Luther
Is the alien inside: Ben
PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP I SPENT LIKE THREE HOURS FIGURING OUT HOW TO EDIT. I KNOW THE EDITING SUCKS BUT IT WAS MY FIRST TIME.
Jim from the office and Ben from the umbrella academy are the same person
Klaus: Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Diego: Because “Seven ‘Ate’ Nine”?
Klaus: No, because “Seven” blew up the Moon and Ben is easily spooked.
klaus, ben, & diego
Back by popular demand, TUA as Jenna Marbles Part 2 - (part 1)
Umbrella Academy as Buzzfeed Unsolved
Luther
Diego
Allison
Klaus
Five
Ben
Vanya
the hargreeves children’s tragedy
(song: jenny of oldstones - game of thrones OST)
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you will never be able to guess who my favourite umbrella academy characters are…………..