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right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault
Princess redesigns for my MLP DND game! Please ignore that Twilight isn't here, I don't feel like drawing her.
Can I stop getting butts on my Tumblr dash? The only thing I like and reblog is art and things I find funny.
Here's the coyote that lives in my brain and causes problems. He is a menace and a scoundrel but I acknowledge that he will never leave.
I would legit use all of these ingredients to mull some cider
so i made a potpourri with cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and cloves and orange peel and anise and i have boiled it all day and it smelled so nice i took a sip and the sip was actually wonderful so now i have drunk four cups of potpourri juice and i am only now going to the internet to ask if i am going to Experience The Torments. or if i may have a fifth.
(i cannot quite explain it, but it’s like my entire low i have had a low grade stomachache, and normally i just deal but This Juice helps a little. i am unreasonably fond of it.)
Cicada Days - Will Wood
something i keep experiencing
Man I'd really fucking appreciate it if someone who wasn't a scam account was interested in commissioning me.
I am Spider-Man
Psittacosaurus :)
It's a tiny bipedal ceratopsid with no frill and quills on its tail
HELLO!!
HI
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!? :>
tell me tell me please
they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours
What's stopping me from writing fanfic on this app like it Wattpad?
It's been a hot minute since I posted Sonadow content.
our yimpy
Guys so you like my OCs :3
Mallory(human) - they/them
Zeus(werewolf) - he/him
Edwin(vampire) - he/him
Little art dump for my WOF campaign :3
This is literally the plot of my friend's setting, The Slumber.
The zombies were hot on your tail when your “friend” had shut the door to leave you for dead. As you dreaded your gruesome fate… The horde just looked at you? One of them even somehow said “That’s the 3rd time this week! Screw it… vengeance time?”
Wee woo
I’ve had many ask about human neo, not to disappoint those expecting some gundam silliness but neo is just his cleanest clothes and a marionette to add to his collection :]
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It's winter break, I'm relaxing at home with my family. I'll be going back to college in about a week. But for now it's good to enjoy my time home. I turn on my switch and open up Pokémon Scarlet. All winter I've been working on completing the Pokédex. But when I check the amount of Pokémon I have registered, it's the same number as when I woke up yesterday.
"Did I forget to save?" I say to myself. Oh well, I can get that progress back easily. I play for a few hours, making sure I save the game this time, and go to say hi to my mom.
She's just scrolling Facebook, like usual when I go to say hi. We chat for a while, my cat, Wendy, sits on my lap while I pet her. Eventually I get bored and go to the living room where my brother is playing Kingdom Hearts two. He loves that game, so it doesn't surprise me that he's back playing the same level he played yesterday. He probably beat the game during the night and made his way back to it, or this is a different save file for a challenge run or something.
We talk while he plays, around 5 I do the dishes, he makes chicken and rice for dinner. We had that yesterday, but whatever. I'm just so hungry at this point that I don't care that he's making the same thing again.
The next day, I decide to have coffee with my mom before she goes to work. It's nice, but our conversation treads over some of the same stuff we talked about yesterday.
Later, I check my phone and get a discord notification that a friend sent me a picture. I check it, and it's the same art they sent three days ago. Discord is really bugging out.
I go back to the living room, and hang out with my brother while he plays the same Kingdom Hearts two level. A little weird, but I think nothing of it. He just loves this game.
This time, I decide to cook. I'm a little tired of chicken and rice, but chicken is all we have in the fridge so I decide to make chicken Alfredo. I make sure to put some ground turkey in the fridge from the freezer so I can make burgers tomorrow.
Maybe a week goes by like this. Then it's time for me to go back to college. I go to my mom's room, and I tell her "Hey, remember to take me back to school tomorrow."
She looks at me with a bewildered gaze. "What are you talking about? You don't go back to school for a week."
You got stuck in a time loop. Unfortunately, your life is so mundane and boring that you haven't noticed.
Dungeon Meshi’s Lady Monsters
10x10cm
watercolour
Haze lives in the midst of a zombie apocalypse and he is probably high on weed. That burger and fries would be gone in 2 seconds flat.
how would one of your OCs react to a HUGE burger and delicious seasoned french fries?
REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
So rn the US government is starting to defund the National Parks Service, and while this is a bad thing largely because it's mainly being done to open up the possibility of oil drilling in a lot of those areas, I think it also needs to be said that no the National Parks Service was not just there to "protect natural wonders" or whatever. It was there because a lot of those places are incredibly important land to a lot of Indigenous Peoples and if you give it special status that means you can't live on it you can make the natives leave easier because they get arrested if they don't. Like I am very much not in favor of this change as it is being done but I don't think we should respond to it with wholehearted praise of the National Parks System either. Please know the history of the land you live on and visit.
How the hell did I become a Wings of Fire page? The answer, autism
The electric toaster might be the best invention of the 19th century.
I just wanted to add that hedgehogs are nocturnal and can see in the dark. Amy realistically would have no problem reading that clock.
was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark
(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')
