My 20th anniversary is this year too.
kinda hate to say it but i want a gf so bad rn
CUDDLE ME KISS ME RAHHUH
its dangerous to go alone. here, take these bilbies
I have a theory
The real will wood (and tapeworm) I saw in my dream yesterday
“And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?”
^^ The tweet is not REAL*
But this is real B)
This was originally for an AU where instead of killing herself, Anya grabs the gun and shoots Curly and Jimmy and she gives birth on Tulpar with only the uncaring Swansea and the inexperienced Daisuke to look after her. But halfway through I realized this kinda represented Anya's relationship to Curly following the crash. Curly is forced into the position of an infant, unable to move or care for himself, and if Anya does one thing wrong he could easily die. Anya is forced into the position of a mother, both literally and metaphorically, by Jimmy. The words he likely said when he was told Anya was pregnant, "take care of it," ringing in her head.
A lapse in faith has started this war,
A broken home must be mended,
Even if you solve one problem,
The reign of peace has ended,
Beware the stranger from a far off land,
Though he has suffered loss and strife,
He will take you across the sea,
Where many dragons will lose their life,
Unless they are found and killed before their time,
The bastard eggs will hatch on the coldest night,
Their mother will try to keep them hidden,
But she will eventually have to fight,
Dragons are dying near and far,
The deaths will keep climbing higher,
Unless there is shed frozen tears,
Forever will last the reign of blood and fire.
Believe it or not, his name is Blue-Ring. He is a Sea/Sand Animus hybrid. Within weeks of his birth he used his powers to maim his grandmother :)
Uh oh! Seagull has a mini-me.
hes so mad looking i love this so much dude
who is this yellow fella they remind me of a blue ringed octopus
ONE MORE WEEK!!!! Can we get to 600??
sneef snorf
SELF-ISH MIKU
I feel like if Zira from "I don't want to be a magical girl" played Undertale her favorite characters would be Alphys and Undyne. If Aika played she would do a neutral run. Kill any enemies in her path, but not really go out of her way to exterminate the underground.
Original comic by Rasenth
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
tortol
The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.
This is exactly how I eat applesauce
This is Gus who gets applesauce as a treat for being a good boy
(via)
Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️🌈
Me: (so sick I can barely move or speak and spend the whole day sleeping)
Duolingo:
imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.
You ever just get so scared you become physically in pain?
Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???
So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"
But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????
I think I might actually cry. My whole life I've wanted to complete the Pokédex. Now I've done it. I know this isn't all the Pokémon to ever exist, but it's a step towards that path and I'm excited to see where it takes me.
Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day