Me Before Going To Sleep: I’m Gonna Read Only One Fic And It’s Going To Be A Little One, So I’m

Yes, trying to reach a pack of pens on the top shelf - i’m too short

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

it’s a problem

draco: if you have 10 cookies, and i ask for 5, how many would you have left?

harry: none

draco: … harry, this is basic math, it’s not that har-

harry: i would give them all to you because i love you

draco:

draco, visibly holding back tears: disgusting. absolutely repulsive. get out of my house.

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and everyone would steer clear of those corridors until they can hear nothing else

Imagine Drarry, but instead their rivalry is more like Sasuke and Naruto. So everytime they see each other they have to angrily yell out the others name in repeat.

Like you’re walking through the halls of Hogwarts and you just randomly hear “POOTTTEEERRR” “MALLFFOOYYY” “POOOOTTTEEERRR” “MAAAAALLLLFFFOOOOYYYY”

Imagine the chaos in the morning

Or when Hermione finds them in this state

Hey! I didn’t post anything for so long sorry! Here is Draco, wondering what’s happened and what he did wrong <3

does anyone just sit there and spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do and does nothing in the end? just me?

Draco, before first year: I can’t just wait for Hogwarts, I’m gonna make lots of friends and join the Quidditch team and also…

*6 horrible years later*

Draco, to Voldemort: Fuck you.

Draco, to Dumbledore: Fuck you.

Draco, to Lucius: Fuck you.

Draco, to Hermione: Fuck you.

Draco, to Ron: Fuck you.

Draco, to Harry: Fuck me.

Draco, giving everyone the middle finger: I hate everyone, life is horrible and this school sucks. Goodnight.

Both Alike in Dignity - Chapter 2 - bitter_raabit - Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapter 2 of my Buddy-is-Diane's-grandson fanfic is out!

Draco: The masculine urge to kiss your enemy while you are fighting with him.

Blaise:

Theo:

Crabbe:

Goyle:

Theo: No one has that urge.