But I’m Snorting

They're like a cheese grater

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

draco's just goin through something, pansy

this is all i can give you while i'm on a temporary hiatus, sincerest apologies

Soo…I’m back now ✨

I’ve been so incredibly busy with life that I hardly had time to draw these boys anymore, but hopefully this summer I’ll be back to posting more regularly

See you all again for Season Two!!

Weekly Roundup 19/8/18

Every Drarry fic I’ve read and enjoyed this week…..

For The Price of a Cup of Tea by GoldenTruth813 (Explicit, 20 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy returns to England, he doesn’t know what he is looking for. Meanwhile, Harry’s spent the last few years trying to make the magical world a better place, but he’s unable to escape the nagging feeling something will always be missing. Years later, when they reconnect and find in each other an equal match, the missing pieces of their lives begin to fall into place.

Every Me and Every You by bixgirl1 (Explicit, 69 K)

This fic is amazing but it also gets bonus points for being named after a Placebo song because they are my favourite band ever. Summary: Harry liked his life just fine, thankyouverymuch — so it was bad enough when a sly fairy cursed him to leap into alternate realities. But seeing Malfoy in all of them? Definitely way too much. And worse yet: needing the bastard’s help to figure out how to get out of of it.It was a disaster waiting to happen, really.Well… probably.

“I’d Rather Change Nappies Than Have My Cock Sucked” and Other Ravings of a Pregnant Wizard by Frayach (Explicit, 23 K)

Summary: Like everything else between Harry and Draco, pregnancy and child rearing are fraught with drama.

Date Blindness by dysonrules (Mature, 23 K)

Summary: Harry was perfectly happy with his life until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date.

Patience of the memory by skriftlig (Explicit, 21 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy is admitted to St. Mungo’s screaming in his sleep, Harry is determined to help him recover, even if it means breaking the rules on the way.

You should be so lucky by skriftlig (Explicit, 3.2 K)

Summary: A version of the new Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes Drinking Game finds its way into the ‘eighth year’ common room at Hogwarts. Someone gets lucky.

School for Magic of Seduction by skriftlig (Explicit, 5.2 K)

Summary: Harry gets a gift certificate for the School for Magic of Seduction. He’s not keen until he sees his instructor.

so cute!!!

Malfoys fighting …it never ends well

I just want someone to buy me food...

yeah so im depressed bc i watched buzzfeed’s firsts with noah centineo and the fact ?? that he told the girl to bring a book ?? on his first date ?? so they could read as the sun went down ?? and they read for 3 hours ?? if that’s not a perfect man then idk what fucking is

I'm really curious about Buddy's reaction to Alastor's Dakimakura as well as a bunch of posters

perhaps the reaction will be like this:

and then like this:

Dialogue Prompt-58

“What’d you get for number 37?”

“The Declaration of Independence, easy.”

“This is a MATH TEST!!”

does anyone just sit there and spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do and does nothing in the end? just me?

what I've always needed: Jungkook's twerk on loop XD

What time is it? Week in Review-time.

tl;dr—K-pop group BTS embarked on their world tour and released their latest album, encouraging us all to love ourselves. Blizzard’s new animated short featured Overwatch hero D.Va defending Busan against omnics. Make us your phone wallpaper so we know it’s real: Peter Kavinsky stole all of our hearts as the male lead in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before. This is Tumblr’s Week in Review.

BTS

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Boku no Hero Academia

Overwatch

Klance | Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Noah Centineo

Marvel

Artists on Tumblr

Peter Kavinsky | To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Jungkook | BTS

Jimin | BTS

Critical Role

Steven Universe

Detroit: Become Human

Big Brother 20

Keith | Voltron: Legendary Defender

Pokémon

Tony Stark | Marvel

D.Va | Overwatch