Lily’s Like, “I Can Excuse Bullying And Attempted Murder, But I Draw The Line At Dark Magic.”

my life has been summed up

Can anyone relate to this..???? 🤣🤣

Toffee Break anyone?

when post nut clarity hits and you realize you slept with the enemy

Draco: *polyjuiced into Ron Weasley* Did you see Dra- Malfoy today? I never noticed how blond his hair is.

Harry: Um, yeah i guess.

Draco: Or how striking his cheekbones are. Did you see his cheekbones?

Harry: I’ve seen them, yes.

Draco: And he’s pretty fit overall wouldn’t you say? I heard he’s got rock solid abs now. All that flying, you know?

Harry: Ron, are you trying to tell me something?

Draco: Oh and how could I forget the eyes? You could lose yourself in them. They’re hypnotic.

Harry: Do you have a thing for Malfoy?

Draco: What? No. Of course not. I’m just pointing out well-known facts since you seem oblivious to them.

Harry: Well, I have noticed the eyes.

Draco: Yes? And what did you think???

Harry: And they look exactly like the ones I’m staring into right now.

Draco: *running away as his red hair returns to blond* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))

Dialogue Prompt-58

“What’d you get for number 37?”

“The Declaration of Independence, easy.”

“This is a MATH TEST!!”

A beautifully done interpretation of the Slytherin dorms.

The pool of water/ceiling light is based on the idea of an aristocratic Roman impluvium/compluvium. Gryffindor has a furnace in the center of the dorm rooms, so it seemed like an nice yin-yang effect as Gryffindor=fire and Slytherin=water. I’m not sure if the compluvium would magically let rainwater (and snow, and hail!?) in from the lake above, or not. I think it should.

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