⚜️The Dark Green House ⚜️

Lily’s like, “I can excuse bullying and attempted murder, but I draw the line at Dark Magic.”

Growing up, Draco reads a lot about Harry Potter in the papers and at six years old, decides he’s going to marry him. When he announces his plans to his parents, Narcissa tries to explain that six year olds can’t get married and “buying” Harry Potter for Christmas just isn’t an option.

Lucius is only half listening, too absorbed in his reading and simply replies, ‘of course, darling. You can have as many Harry Potters as you want.’

anyway i’ll never forget how masterfully Ralph Fiennes captured the exact essence of “man who has never hugged anyone in his entire life” in DH2.

Toffee Break anyone?

Soo…I’m back now ✨

I’ve been so incredibly busy with life that I hardly had time to draw these boys anymore, but hopefully this summer I’ll be back to posting more regularly

See you all again for Season Two!!

I just want someone to buy me food...

yeah so im depressed bc i watched buzzfeed’s firsts with noah centineo and the fact ?? that he told the girl to bring a book ?? on his first date ?? so they could read as the sun went down ?? and they read for 3 hours ?? if that’s not a perfect man then idk what fucking is

Can you make a Draco Malfoy aesthetic?

Draco Malfoy

the boy who didn't have a choice

Weekly Roundup 19/8/18

Every Drarry fic I’ve read and enjoyed this week…..

For The Price of a Cup of Tea by GoldenTruth813 (Explicit, 20 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy returns to England, he doesn’t know what he is looking for. Meanwhile, Harry’s spent the last few years trying to make the magical world a better place, but he’s unable to escape the nagging feeling something will always be missing. Years later, when they reconnect and find in each other an equal match, the missing pieces of their lives begin to fall into place.

Every Me and Every You by bixgirl1 (Explicit, 69 K)

This fic is amazing but it also gets bonus points for being named after a Placebo song because they are my favourite band ever. Summary: Harry liked his life just fine, thankyouverymuch — so it was bad enough when a sly fairy cursed him to leap into alternate realities. But seeing Malfoy in all of them? Definitely way too much. And worse yet: needing the bastard’s help to figure out how to get out of of it.It was a disaster waiting to happen, really.Well… probably.

“I’d Rather Change Nappies Than Have My Cock Sucked” and Other Ravings of a Pregnant Wizard by Frayach (Explicit, 23 K)

Summary: Like everything else between Harry and Draco, pregnancy and child rearing are fraught with drama.

Date Blindness by dysonrules (Mature, 23 K)

Summary: Harry was perfectly happy with his life until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date.

Patience of the memory by skriftlig (Explicit, 21 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy is admitted to St. Mungo’s screaming in his sleep, Harry is determined to help him recover, even if it means breaking the rules on the way.

You should be so lucky by skriftlig (Explicit, 3.2 K)

Summary: A version of the new Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes Drinking Game finds its way into the ‘eighth year’ common room at Hogwarts. Someone gets lucky.

School for Magic of Seduction by skriftlig (Explicit, 5.2 K)

Summary: Harry gets a gift certificate for the School for Magic of Seduction. He’s not keen until he sees his instructor.

does anyone just sit there and spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do and does nothing in the end? just me?