Growing Up, Draco Reads A Lot About Harry Potter In The Papers And At Six Years Old, Decides He’s Going

I had to lol

Nox: I can't marry you, you're too good for me! Chase: What does that even mean?! Nox: You are too nice to me! Chase: I'll be less nice! Nox: Your gifts are too specific! Chase: I'll get you a gift card! I'm sorry! I never meant to hurt you! Nox: You're too emotionally supportive! Chase: We can work on that in therapy! Nox: It's the money! You make too much money! Chase: I'll do improv! Nox: .... Nox: NO!

…it’s the potion fumes, you know. Simple, explanation 😇

oh im not 100% sure abt the cruiciatus, i just remember he was tortured and assumed it was crucio lol... any fic like that w torture even wo crucio that you know of would be a big help

Hey anon! Off the top of my head, Frayach’s Beyond the Ken of Maps, @firethesound‘s And I Know the Spark, and @thegertie‘s Once Spoken are really good fics that include torture. I think they’re all on AO3, and recommend them!

i always think about that study where they had adults hold a baby, and when they were told the baby was a girl the adults said she was cute and small, and when they were told the baby was a boy they said he was big and strong. they rated the baby’s ability to do things and tendency towards certain toys differently. they even held the baby differently. (x) or when they rated the baby’s physical ability to do various tasks such as climbing up a slope differently, (x) & when they measured how much parents told their girl children vs. their boy children to be careful and stop being so rowdy (x), & when they measured how often girls and boys were told to be quiet. (x) this was, obviously, all unconscious behavior in the adults. they’re not all like, raving sexists who outspokenly believe that women can’t do stuff or that girls really should just be quieter, be more still than boys. like its not even counting the direct, actual messages, its just literally how every single person in your entire life treats you, and if asked they would probably deny that its even because you’re a girl. how the fuck am i supposed to believe this doesn’t affect a child’s development when its literally constant throughout the entire process 

I'm really curious about Buddy's reaction to Alastor's Dakimakura as well as a bunch of posters

perhaps the reaction will be like this:

and then like this:

Draco: *polyjuiced into Ron Weasley* Did you see Dra- Malfoy today? I never noticed how blond his hair is.

Harry: Um, yeah i guess.

Draco: Or how striking his cheekbones are. Did you see his cheekbones?

Harry: I’ve seen them, yes.

Draco: And he’s pretty fit overall wouldn’t you say? I heard he’s got rock solid abs now. All that flying, you know?

Harry: Ron, are you trying to tell me something?

Draco: Oh and how could I forget the eyes? You could lose yourself in them. They’re hypnotic.

Harry: Do you have a thing for Malfoy?

Draco: What? No. Of course not. I’m just pointing out well-known facts since you seem oblivious to them.

Harry: Well, I have noticed the eyes.

Draco: Yes? And what did you think???

Harry: And they look exactly like the ones I’m staring into right now.

Draco: *running away as his red hair returns to blond* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

guilty

Reblog if you’ve spent at least one night reading fanfics until daybreak.

DAy 8 of iNktObER *sigh* ‚watch‘

The muggles are watching Draco 👀 respect Harrys list

Have a nice week 🐝🌻