Oh Im Not 100% Sure Abt The Cruiciatus, I Just Remember He Was Tortured And Assumed It Was Crucio Lol...

Baby Eren and his beautiful mom || ep. 48

that slap

“She’s a whore.” Madhuri Dixit as Chandramukhi // Devdas (2002)

I don't wanna sleeeeep

I had to lol

Nox: I can't marry you, you're too good for me! Chase: What does that even mean?! Nox: You are too nice to me! Chase: I'll be less nice! Nox: Your gifts are too specific! Chase: I'll get you a gift card! I'm sorry! I never meant to hurt you! Nox: You're too emotionally supportive! Chase: We can work on that in therapy! Nox: It's the money! You make too much money! Chase: I'll do improv! Nox: .... Nox: NO!

what actually happened at the yule ball

Draco: *polyjuiced into Ron Weasley* Did you see Dra- Malfoy today? I never noticed how blond his hair is.

Harry: Um, yeah i guess.

Draco: Or how striking his cheekbones are. Did you see his cheekbones?

Harry: I’ve seen them, yes.

Draco: And he’s pretty fit overall wouldn’t you say? I heard he’s got rock solid abs now. All that flying, you know?

Harry: Ron, are you trying to tell me something?

Draco: Oh and how could I forget the eyes? You could lose yourself in them. They’re hypnotic.

Harry: Do you have a thing for Malfoy?

Draco: What? No. Of course not. I’m just pointing out well-known facts since you seem oblivious to them.

Harry: Well, I have noticed the eyes.

Draco: Yes? And what did you think???

Harry: And they look exactly like the ones I’m staring into right now.

Draco: *running away as his red hair returns to blond* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

but i’m snorting

This shouldn’t be so funny

What are you talking about i don't even like this webtoon that much what haha what wh

Dialogue Prompt-58

“What’d you get for number 37?”

“The Declaration of Independence, easy.”

“This is a MATH TEST!!”