I Don't Wanna Sleeeeep

Nox: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Chase: And? Nox: And you are.

I'm gonna use my tumble account as a mental health diary / someplace to write cringe motivational posts for myself bc god knows I need it.

Also if anyone knows me in rl, pls ignore the existence of this account. The cringe aaa I can't handle the cringe

I had to lol

Nox: I can't marry you, you're too good for me! Chase: What does that even mean?! Nox: You are too nice to me! Chase: I'll be less nice! Nox: Your gifts are too specific! Chase: I'll get you a gift card! I'm sorry! I never meant to hurt you! Nox: You're too emotionally supportive! Chase: We can work on that in therapy! Nox: It's the money! You make too much money! Chase: I'll do improv! Nox: .... Nox: NO!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65160004/chapters/167595925

I managed to post my first chapter for my Cinderella Boy fanfic!

Both Alike in Dignity

Blurb: Chase and Deacon Hollow usually had nothing and wanted nothing to do with their grandfather’s longtime rivalry with the town’s poshest, most stuck-up lady. Like how water flowed and how the apple fell, that was the natural order of things. 

That was until an unsolicited ‘Diane Forenski cordially invites you to an afternoon garden reception in celebration of her dear grandson’s arrival in Sugar Springs…’ lands in Chase’s reluctant hands. And then suddenly, with the arrival of one smug, snarky, blue-eyed boy powered by a quiet obsession with chocolate and all things shiny, Chase finds himself very much entangled in the Hollow-Forenski feud.

Or: Buddy is Diane’s grandson

Weekly Roundup 19/8/18

Every Drarry fic I’ve read and enjoyed this week…..

For The Price of a Cup of Tea by GoldenTruth813 (Explicit, 20 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy returns to England, he doesn’t know what he is looking for. Meanwhile, Harry’s spent the last few years trying to make the magical world a better place, but he’s unable to escape the nagging feeling something will always be missing. Years later, when they reconnect and find in each other an equal match, the missing pieces of their lives begin to fall into place.

Every Me and Every You by bixgirl1 (Explicit, 69 K)

This fic is amazing but it also gets bonus points for being named after a Placebo song because they are my favourite band ever. Summary: Harry liked his life just fine, thankyouverymuch — so it was bad enough when a sly fairy cursed him to leap into alternate realities. But seeing Malfoy in all of them? Definitely way too much. And worse yet: needing the bastard’s help to figure out how to get out of of it.It was a disaster waiting to happen, really.Well… probably.

“I’d Rather Change Nappies Than Have My Cock Sucked” and Other Ravings of a Pregnant Wizard by Frayach (Explicit, 23 K)

Summary: Like everything else between Harry and Draco, pregnancy and child rearing are fraught with drama.

Date Blindness by dysonrules (Mature, 23 K)

Summary: Harry was perfectly happy with his life until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date.

Patience of the memory by skriftlig (Explicit, 21 K)

Summary: When Draco Malfoy is admitted to St. Mungo’s screaming in his sleep, Harry is determined to help him recover, even if it means breaking the rules on the way.

You should be so lucky by skriftlig (Explicit, 3.2 K)

Summary: A version of the new Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes Drinking Game finds its way into the ‘eighth year’ common room at Hogwarts. Someone gets lucky.

School for Magic of Seduction by skriftlig (Explicit, 5.2 K)

Summary: Harry gets a gift certificate for the School for Magic of Seduction. He’s not keen until he sees his instructor.

what I've always needed: Jungkook's twerk on loop XD

What time is it? Week in Review-time.

tl;dr—K-pop group BTS embarked on their world tour and released their latest album, encouraging us all to love ourselves. Blizzard’s new animated short featured Overwatch hero D.Va defending Busan against omnics. Make us your phone wallpaper so we know it’s real: Peter Kavinsky stole all of our hearts as the male lead in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before. This is Tumblr’s Week in Review.

BTS

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Boku no Hero Academia

Overwatch

Klance | Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender

Noah Centineo

Marvel

Artists on Tumblr

Peter Kavinsky | To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Jungkook | BTS

Jimin | BTS

Critical Role

Steven Universe

Detroit: Become Human

Big Brother 20

Keith | Voltron: Legendary Defender

Pokémon

Tony Stark | Marvel

D.Va | Overwatch

what people think writing is: worldbuilding, churning out entire chapters in one sitting, metaphors, character building, finishing novels, flawless plotlines

what writing actually is: random 1 am thoughts, zoning out into fictional worlds, associating songs with characters, writer’s block for six weeks at a time, coming up with plot twists at the most inconvenient times

Midoriya: [Holds up piece of paper] What’s this?

Todoroki: My to-do list.

Midoriya: But it’s just my name written a hundred times.

Todoroki: [looks everywhere but not at Midoriya] [sweats profusely]

Dumbledore to sorting hat: I TOLD YOU HARRY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SLYTHERIN

Snape walking in: …and why would that be?

Dumbles: DRARRY SEVERUS. DRARRY.

Snape:

Dumbles:

Snape: you really do have too much spare time

Dumbles:…pff I dont know what you’re talking about *disapparates*