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I don't wanna sleeeeep

Both Alike in Dignity - Chapter 2 - bitter_raabit - Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapter 2 of my Buddy-is-Diane's-grandson fanfic is out!

Draco: *polyjuiced into Ron Weasley* Did you see Dra- Malfoy today? I never noticed how blond his hair is.

Harry: Um, yeah i guess.

Draco: Or how striking his cheekbones are. Did you see his cheekbones?

Harry: I’ve seen them, yes.

Draco: And he’s pretty fit overall wouldn’t you say? I heard he’s got rock solid abs now. All that flying, you know?

Harry: Ron, are you trying to tell me something?

Draco: Oh and how could I forget the eyes? You could lose yourself in them. They’re hypnotic.

Harry: Do you have a thing for Malfoy?

Draco: What? No. Of course not. I’m just pointing out well-known facts since you seem oblivious to them.

Harry: Well, I have noticed the eyes.

Draco: Yes? And what did you think???

Harry: And they look exactly like the ones I’m staring into right now.

Draco: *running away as his red hair returns to blond* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Writing hurt/comfort: this is the most cringeworthy thing to ever be put into words and I’ll need at least a 3 hour break to ponder how much my family, friends and future employers will make fun of me when they inevitably find it

Reading hurt/comfort: hee hee tough man cry hee hee hoo hee hoo

It's only 00:19 and my eyes are.... Dry??? Tired?! *gasp* why are they giving up on me and my rebel lifestyle

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))

It's past midnight I need sleep

Ten stared up at his brother who was gliding through the clouds with practised ease, “Get down here, Gwen! Not everyone has wings like you!”

When Gwen’s tinkling laughter rang out from above, Ten felt a stab of jealousy and suddenly his patched shirt was too small for him. He could feel the shrivelled up remains of his own wings brush the coarse fabric of the hand-me-down shirt and wanted to cut the useless limbs off. He was never going to fly, not with his wings dead and never having neared maturity to even support one fraction of his weight.

Gwen slowly returned to the ground, but not before flying through several heavy looking clouds and ending slightly damp. He shook the water droplets out of his sandy hair and grinned at Ten. Ten mirrored the grin, but not feeling any warmth from the gesture.

“Come on, we’d better head back before a storm breaks out.” Gwen picked up his bag from the ground, flexing his back muscles as he did so, and started making his way over to the little cabin they shared together.

Ten followed, eyes going over his twin brother’s good features. Sand coloured hair with eyes as blue as the ocean that slwol chipped away at the cliffs below them. Gwen was tall and well tones, muscles all in the right places and proportions. Gwen would make a right living out in the city, Ten thought.

(I can edit posts?!)

I just want someone to buy me food...

yeah so im depressed bc i watched buzzfeed’s firsts with noah centineo and the fact ?? that he told the girl to bring a book ?? on his first date ?? so they could read as the sun went down ?? and they read for 3 hours ?? if that’s not a perfect man then idk what fucking is