Why does he need a- … oh
Thinking out loud
Car crash
bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.
i need more posts in this genre
[ID 1: a screenshot of a post from yuttikkele
"hey gamers l've started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock"
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[ID 2: a screenshot of a post from modernchemical
"watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i don't think anyone's ever thought of that before"
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i love reddit so fucking much
yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to
Living his best life
Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.
Local goat discovers joy of painting
i do think that a lot of people mistaking moral ocd for having a moral compass is understandable but also a bit funny. why does your moral compass involve fearing the invisible watchful specter who may be judging your every move lest you make your intentions clear at every turn and over explain your actions. you dont have to answer this question
okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:
look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly
i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.
Beyblade heavyweight division
with due respect business insider I think that millennial fandom moms have been this site's strongest warriors for the past 15+ years
body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity
I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
take the shame out of enjoying urban animals. nothing wrong with watching sparrow/starlings/pigeons; you’re still going birdwatching. check out the antics of the squirrels; rats are super entertaining if you’re out at night. they’re all good creatures man