Latest Posts by secretred - Page 3
i regret nothing
watching 4chan die as a tumblr user is like. its like watching another titanic hit another iceberg and sink faster right in front of the already sinking titanic that youre on
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick itโs a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym youโre picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
hope this explains it
Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
Swamp Singers ๐๐ฆ
thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.
Pulling out of the Wawa I get this in my notifications beautiful no notes
Me and the other echolalia girlies hopping into voice chat
so soft it hurts
watched in 2024 โ ใจใชใใฎใใใญ // MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO (1988) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, Iโd decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then Iโd invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.
It's been said before but I'm saying it again: being mentally ill and very self aware of it is extremely annoying because it's like:
My Brain: You are worthless and everyone is making fun of you.
Me: Uhh, no? I just had an extremely minor, low stakes misunderstanding, and everyone was very cool about it. It's fine. No need to panic.
My Brain: [immediately dousing itself in cortisol] You don't get to decide that. Now I'm cancelling all of the dopamine and serotonin. You can just sit there and think about your unforgivable error.
Me: Wildly unnecessary, but ok I guess
I FOUND MY PEN, IT WAS OUTSIDE MY TIAS HOUSE I AM SAVED I am never letting this pen out of my sights ever again..
You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad ๐
This is the only thing that brings me joy
Trying to frame pro-Luigi "punks" negatively by sharing that they *checks notes* hate pedophiles is hilarious
hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
Lmao this sucks but
Queer, trans Chinese-Indonesian uni student (and dog) needs about $400 to cover rent for one year, please help?
P@yPรคI: @ easternrose99
KoFi: @ pen-for-sword
Patreon: patreon.com/kai_hu
I can, uh, do shitty doodles of anything at Pay-What-You-Want starting at $1. I also do proofreading & editing, so if anyone's interested in that just shoot me a DM.
Picture of my dog^ Her name is Emily and she means the world to me.
I know money's tight these days, and I hate that I have to do this at all, but I'm getting desperate and there's not a lot of places that'll take me and my dog (for context I live in Yogyakarta, Indonesia, a heavily Muslim area. Dogs are considered haram, so it's a huge pain to find a landlord that will let me bring her with me).
Rent is paid per year and upfront here- it's a little over $1.5k for me. I got most of it- and let me tell you, as a uni student with no real job, it was hell scrimping and saving to make it- but I'm still about $400 short. My partner was supposed to help me make half of that rent, but ever since he got laid off he's had trouble finding work.. I ended up putting in my half of rent plus some of his but it's still not enough.
December was already pretty miserable- I lost my grandpa suddenly in a freak elevator accident and was shipped off immediately after to do my mandatory community service (graduation requirement). Shit way to start the new year, really.
Since I'm from a third world country every dollar really does count for a lot :") for scale, $5 USD converted to IDR would be enough to get me a steak at a nice restaurant. $400 USD is the equivalent to a little over a month's salary working in the capital city. If you can't donate then please reblog or share, there's a small chance somebody who can help will see it.
Thanks guys. Hope your 2025 is going better than mine is rn ๐ญ๐
i love saving images onto my cell phone. itโs like picking berries