Me In My Philosophy Class: Hi, My Name Is Rachel, But You Can Call Me Mack

Just realized that if I can hear my next door neighbor snore when they sleep, they can *definitely* hear me talk to myself in a little gremlin voice about the impracticality of metal underwear in female fantasy armor designs.

This is why I like Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Cause Arthur Dent IS just some guy who stays some guy throughout.

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

Easy fix

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

Honestly, that is a nightmare scenario

I’m playing a relatively new game and it’s still a little buggy so whenever there’s a glitch or something the devs want you to email them about it. So my game crashed and deleted my save file and when I sent the devs an email about it I got this back:

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

Need someone to do this for Dick Grayson…

your (not really) daily whump prompt:

a character losing their balance and falling to the ground after being stabbed with an ice pick in their ear. since their vestibular system (located in the inner ear) has been severed from the attack, they can no longer control their balance; so all they can do is try to crawl away as whumper slowly stalks towards them from behind.

they may be rescued by caretaker, but the damage may also be permanent.

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

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gif made by @ocida

new David Jenkins interview

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!

On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.

On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.

Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.