This Is Why I Like Hitchiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Cause Arthur Dent IS Just Some Guy Who Stays Some

Honestly, that is a nightmare scenario

I’m playing a relatively new game and it’s still a little buggy so whenever there’s a glitch or something the devs want you to email them about it. So my game crashed and deleted my save file and when I sent the devs an email about it I got this back:

Me: treat all the equipment with care as tho it was your own child.

My Professor/boss: *literally steps on baby stands while opening a cart improperly to show me why I need to press on the wire*

Me:

(For context: I work in the equipment room at my university and my film professor doubles as my boss there.)

(And yes, baby stand is the actual name for the stand type.)

Wait but why is this so accurate

Help 😭

Me in my Philosophy class: Hi, my name is Rachel, but you can call me Mack

My professor:

I will say that nothing affirms my gender more than my professor writing down Mack as my name, then referring to me with it.

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

gif made by @ocida

new David Jenkins interview

Need someone to do this for Dick Grayson…

your (not really) daily whump prompt:

a character losing their balance and falling to the ground after being stabbed with an ice pick in their ear. since their vestibular system (located in the inner ear) has been severed from the attack, they can no longer control their balance; so all they can do is try to crawl away as whumper slowly stalks towards them from behind.

they may be rescued by caretaker, but the damage may also be permanent.

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

Just realized that if I can hear my next door neighbor snore when they sleep, they can *definitely* hear me talk to myself in a little gremlin voice about the impracticality of metal underwear in female fantasy armor designs.

I need this in real life

Continuation of the Ziwe MCU AU where Ziwe interviews superheroes