I Need This In Real Life

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

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i may have made something

Me: treat all the equipment with care as tho it was your own child.

My Professor/boss: *literally steps on baby stands while opening a cart improperly to show me why I need to press on the wire*

Me:

(For context: I work in the equipment room at my university and my film professor doubles as my boss there.)

(And yes, baby stand is the actual name for the stand type.)

This is why I like Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Cause Arthur Dent IS just some guy who stays some guy throughout.

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

Honestly, that is a nightmare scenario

I’m playing a relatively new game and it’s still a little buggy so whenever there’s a glitch or something the devs want you to email them about it. So my game crashed and deleted my save file and when I sent the devs an email about it I got this back:

Easy fix

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

Need someone to do this for Dick Grayson…

your (not really) daily whump prompt:

a character losing their balance and falling to the ground after being stabbed with an ice pick in their ear. since their vestibular system (located in the inner ear) has been severed from the attack, they can no longer control their balance; so all they can do is try to crawl away as whumper slowly stalks towards them from behind.

they may be rescued by caretaker, but the damage may also be permanent.