hiiii another lurker who hasn't talked before here hehe. i really like your blog and i've been trying to work up the courage to send in my own ask for a while now >w< but something happened yesterday that made me need to.
so my roommate is really gassy right. like REALLY gassy especially when she eats trigger foods. and her farts are literally probably the hottest i've ever heard irl bc they're SO like. bubbly and loud in a specific way that doesn't really have a word. like they sound like a balloon deflating really loud usually. but really deep and low especially when she's on the couch.
they also generally STINK. (again especially when she eats trigger foods - scary!!!) and she used to be really bashful about it but like. when you live with someone you live with someone and so she kind of has just stopped caring about farting around me. she's not ALWAYS gassy but sometimes she's a nostril destroying fart machine i swear 😵💫😵💫. and it makes me go insane but she has no clue she's like a roommate from heaven for me.
ANYWAY so yesterday we were watching tv and she got up to use the bathroom. and as she was leaving the room she farted. and like. lowkey ok the side of the couch i was sitting on was right next to the hall so it was actually kind of like. close to my head. and it didn't sound anything like her usual ones, it was like a quiet puumffff... sort of sound. and then like within 15 seconds it hit me and i was DYING bc it was SO BAD. and it was SO HOT at the same time so i was dying in a totally different way 😵💫😵💫😵💫ldjfkgdljkfg. and she blows up the bathroom for a while and she comes out. and i swear to you this woman FINALLY SMELLS THE AIR out here and goes like "ooh, sorry about that fart" like GIRL you have no clue the half of what you just put me through dfkghjdfkgjhdfglhj...
anyway so how to tell roommate that i kind of want her to eat parmesan garlic pringles and fart on my face and laugh at me for flinching away but i think i might die before i ever have the courage to tell her anything like that hey wait this isn't google >vvvvvv<
(could i be 🎨 anon?)
hooooly shit I would not survive a roommate like that 😳😩 your description of the sound sounds like my ideal farts, especially into the couch cushions 🥴🥴
but damn, the way she noxiously farted basically in your face and didn't even notice 👀 a shame you probably can't ask her to do it again, but I wish that reality for you anon 🙏🙏
Long time lurker. Finally decided today to take a laxative since I love the idea of desperation and wet farts but almost never get either. I did chocolate ex lax and then ate dinner and some snacks. If you're interested I can send you an update. Fingers crossed we get some action soon.
oooo thx for sharing! I'd love an update on how your tummy is doing~
Hi Tumblr/anons!!
This is my formal invitation for you to hit up my askbox with descriptions and stories of your farts and shits ;3
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i love nerds.
the way they speak so passionately about topics that interest them. their hands flying around in the air as they explain with such intent and love. when they all get shy and flustered, face flushed pink after given a complements.
the way their glasses get all foggy and their eyes go so hazy after making out. how breathy and whiny they become after just a few kisses. heart practically beating out of their chest at the sight of you in their lap, kissing down their neck.
the way their hands grasp onto any part of you as you start to pull away. staring into their eyes, fingers running through their hair while they plead and beg for something more. anything more than just the sweet kisses your leaving on their face.
it's so adorable. i love nerds.
Woaaahhh 😳 im proud :3c
yesterday was thanksgiving and i definitely enjoyed myself. i didn’t eat breakfast, and i could tell my belly wasn’t too happy about that. i could feel it growl and rumble as i refused to eat and lay back down before getting ready for the day.
once i got to my family’s house where the food was, i immediately had a croissant that was leftover from the breakfast that they had. i ate half of a gummy and started helping get everything ready while i waited for it to kick in. even though my belly was quiet, i could feel how empty it was and all i could think about was filling it up.
finally after another hour or so, the food was ready. i had to get someone else’s food ready for them before mine, and my belly was not happy about that. i could feel myself even getting a bit hangry, so i knew i had to eat soon. i loaded my plate with all of the sides i like, grabbed a soda, and dug in. i finished the first plate really fast which is unlike me. i’m usually such a slow eater, but i was super hungry. the next plate didn’t go down quite as fast. i could feel my belly starting to swell. but i knew i had to have dessert. it’s my favorite part of every meal, but especially during thanksgiving. i cut myself one slice of pecan pie, and one slice of sweet potato pie. i slowly ate them both as my belly continued to grow. i laid back on the couch, finally satisfied with the meal i had consumed. but no matter how much i tried to stay away, i kept eating hawaiian rolls. at first it was 2, then 4. the next thing i knew, by the end of the night, i had 10 rolls. they were just so good i couldn’t stop eating them. then someone cut the cake, so i had to have a slice of that too. i also had 2 sodas, a huge bottle of water, apple juice, and wine. my belly had not been that full in months. i ended the night with another piece of cake. i couldn’t help myself even though i knew my belly would be unhappy today. it felt like i couldn’t stop eating. i just wanted more and more. i could feel and hear the food digesting, gurgling and churning as i added more food to my overstuffed belly.
as soon as i woke up today i could tell i had a bellyache. all of the food from yesterday digested and sitting in my lower belly. i’ve tried rubbing it, but i still don’t feel that well. even as my belly aches from all the food and drinks i put in it yesterday, i can’t stop thinking about the leftovers i packed to bring home with me. maybe a little bit of food won’t hurt…right?
What's worse than a broken heart? Idk sharon how about never having impressive shits when you're able to record them
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I hope the holding is going well. Three days already. You must be so, so stuffed full, and you've still got at least three more to go. You have to let us know just how large your belly gets. Keep on going strong!
I'm not super uncomfy yet, but I can feel all the firm poop building up in my tummy. My colon feels all heavy and my farts are so warm and pungent 🥵
I've been so darn stressed and busy too, which definitely isn't helping 🫠 I think I'm gonna treat myself to as much food as I can while I work, and let it all out on Thursday.
Thought I should just say, in case I ever don't post very much, don't worry!
I am just busy and/or mentally ill ☺️
Eat all the yummy yummy shame corn also 18+ minors and pedos n zoos n all dni also I'm taken this is just a kink blog I'm here to kink broskis lemme kink Oh I should probably warn you, I'm into bellies and farts n scat. Yea I'm not too proud but I'm glad I have an accepting partner ❤️
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