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Oh hey would you look at that the poop horny is back
Time to hold :D
What's worse than a broken heart? Idk sharon how about never having impressive shits when you're able to record them
One of the upsides of having a partner who likes eprocto/eructo is the lack of pressure (figuratively and literally)
like if we're out about it you could burp and rip ass in our face and we'd literally thank you, serve you, and cum for it
Life hack
Get gas
Get blanket
Shove small bit of blanket between cheeks
Fart
sniff blanket part
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