I’ve Been Lurking Instead Of Storytelling For A While, But! Hiya! I Have Been Wondering (and Silently

imagine me making a cream based soup for dinner two nights ago then appreciating how loud my fiance’s stomach and farts and trips to the bathroom were all night/the following morning..

imagine me currently standing at the washing machine starting laundry and pulling out a pair of boxers with very clear tangible physical evidence of .. more than a shart.. more than a skidmark.. like.. i’m gonna have to rinse this in the sink, before i toss it in the laundry. usually its just a discoloration but there’s a SUBSTANCE here.

help im so turned on for WHAT REASON?? and he’d be SO embarrassed if i said something about it, thank fuck he’s not home. i’m gonna have to get the vibrator out 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

< 3 love, 🎆 anon

oh 😳🥵 I guess that soup was a winner huh? 🥴 what a lovely present to stumble across, especially after all the gas and toilet trips the day before. I wonder which fart did him in? 👀😵‍💫

WAIT YOU DID A HOLD AND I MISSED IT?

How did it go? Did you indeed make it to 4 days? Did you keep everything inside of you until you got home and your partner was away?

sorry I took so long to respond anon!! Life has just been.. whoof.. and I'm also tired all the time 🫠

If I recall correctly, no :'3 I definitely blew up the toilet on the first night bc my poor sensitive stomach was upset from dinner

Same with today, I guess I made my food too spicy and I've just been letting out round after round of thick slop out into the toilet~ I could really use a belly rub :')

ohhh I'm so bloated my tummy hurts so bad, I've got smth coming

Gonna blow up the toilet again

Tummy... tummy hurty...

Ate ghost pebber chees

And double serving of sugar free candy

Farted like crazy for an hour then expelled sloppy shit into the toilet uhnnhghghnn

Tummy burning... hurts.. so good~

😭💜

Oh I should say- about my likes

They're open to the public bc here in the same cornfield we love to share :3

Also I think I'll share another story soon!

woke up with the most bloated gurgly belly and the nastiest smelling farts 🥵🥵🥵

sharing my fetish with my partner

basically a summarization of my fetish journey with my partner! Calling them my partner for my beloved anonymity and bc shame corn farmer immersion hehe

Oh warning for farts

So I used to be real shameful about my grosser (and frankly main) fetishes, hence my blog name and yea I still am lol

I told them that I had it and it was really gross, and couldn't even bring myself to say it out loud even months after and they immediately accepted me wholeheartedly upon looking up the definition when I texted them the terminology

But they've been indulging me!! Despite my grossness!!! It's amazing :D

They tell me about when they're gassy, how much and how bad it smells 🥴 gosh I'm so so lucky to have em!!

That and we took sugar free candy together! We sadly didn't have enough to get super gassy, but they let me listen to their tummy gurgles and farted in my face!!! Their ass is sooo so so so soft and plump and round n perky grrfggfffhgg oh it's so fun to grab and bury my slutty little farmer face in

And whenever they have to fart they tell me, and they let me bury my face in that!! Ass!!!! And they fart in my face and mmmmghgggfhgf ohhh they're always sbd's and smell like heavennnnn very earthy and spicy and meaty (yep I'm a real connoisseur lmao)

Also we were at a party and I downed a soda and ended up burping in their mouth as they kissed me and I was super embarrassed and turned on sooo burp kissing is now a regular thing we do ☺️

Anyway yeah uh partner if you come across this I love youuuu and for more than just your ass but you totally know that also get off my blog bc it's gross in here and I am SHAMELESSLY ASHAMED!!! 🫠

Edit: I forgot to add this canon event hotness!!

When I said I wanted to try my grosser fetishes, they said that they wanted to tease me and make me say it out loud before we do anything 😳🥵🥵🥵 goodness I struggled for so long (like 3 occasions over a good few months) but I finally said it a few months ago!! (So yes this is all pretty recent) But oh godd the way they teased me, told me to spit it out, asked me knowingly if I was struggling to say "fart" ...oh my goodness they deserve the whole entirety of reality!!

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