Poop/fart Experiment To-do List!

Ok so I know I promised an audio but that does not mean I am tech savvy enough to have already figured out how to upload it

Edit: ok turns out I physically can't do it with the software I have 😭 but!! As compensation I will reward my beloved followers with a shitty (literally) fic!

Edit: if I get my hands on the holy Grail that is maltitol, I think I can upload a video~~~

Long time lurker. Finally decided today to take a laxative since I love the idea of desperation and wet farts but almost never get either. I did chocolate ex lax and then ate dinner and some snacks. If you're interested I can send you an update. Fingers crossed we get some action soon.

oooo thx for sharing! I'd love an update on how your tummy is doing~

Swallow air. Eat some popcorn or chips or something bjngeable that will give you gas, and then hold it

Really bloat up. Make your guts moan

whoof 🥵🥵🥵 yes anon

I've got a soda and some chips, I'll eat after working and try my best not to burp. Wish me luck!

I hope the holding is going well. Three days already. You must be so, so stuffed full, and you've still got at least three more to go. You have to let us know just how large your belly gets. Keep on going strong!

I'm not super uncomfy yet, but I can feel all the firm poop building up in my tummy. My colon feels all heavy and my farts are so warm and pungent 🥵

I've been so darn stressed and busy too, which definitely isn't helping 🫠 I think I'm gonna treat myself to as much food as I can while I work, and let it all out on Thursday.

I need to poo so badly 😖

Still gonna hold for now tho :3

i love nerds.

the way they speak so passionately about topics that interest them. their hands flying around in the air as they explain with such intent and love. when they all get shy and flustered, face flushed pink after given a complements.

the way their glasses get all foggy and their eyes go so hazy after making out. how breathy and whiny they become after just a few kisses. heart practically beating out of their chest at the sight of you in their lap, kissing down their neck.

the way their hands grasp onto any part of you as you start to pull away. staring into their eyes, fingers running through their hair while they plead and beg for something more. anything more than just the sweet kisses your leaving on their face.

it's so adorable. i love nerds.

sorry I'm dead I'm stressed and lazy

the post you made about humping your bed.. never thought i'd be so jealous of a mattress corner before, but here we are . god i wish i could sniff it- i keep rereading it n get unbelievably horny each time.

BUT !! that's not what i'm here for.

what i am here for is to inform you of how bad i've been at holding my shits lately. i'm talking full on struggle: legs and ass cheeks shaking from the clenching, heavy breathing, tears welling up in my eyes from the intensity of my churning stomach, and the little gasp accompanied by a panicked "fuck! fuck fuck fuck-" when i feel it start to turtlehead or seep out of me. the worst was the other day when i was waiting for my relative in the car while they grabbed something from the store. we had just had mexican food and i was suddenly hit with stomach cramps. my tummy and my ass were genuinely screaming at me while i so desperately tried to focus on anything else. could i have gone into the store? yes. but i couldn't be bothered and i didn't feel like humiliating myself by wobbling in there. at some point, i ended up really tense in my seat after dropping my phone, nails digging into my thighs, moaning to myself while i waited for my stomach to calm down. thankfully i ended up being able to hold it until i got home; but for the smallest second, i had the urge to just let it all explode into my panties. i mean, not like my skirt wasn't long enough to cover it.

i have mixed feelings bc while it's not an entirely pleasant experience, it also weirdly feels so good to feel that tension and desperation, plus the throbbing of my hole. it's much more fun to explore this side of me when i'm at home though. anywho, i thought you n whoever else reads your blog might like this story!

sincerely,

🐇anon

oh dear you really had to go huh? bad enough that you considered just dumping it out beneath your skirt to feel better 🥺 poor thing. I'm proud of you for holding it!! and you're soooo right, having an aching hole ready to burst is such an intense feeling 🥴 at least you got to have a small amount of privacy in the car while you got a hold of your guts 👀

and aw, so cute you're jealous of my mattress! 🥰you can take a whiff if you really want, it's definitely getting more marked up with every use 😳🥴

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

partner story

warning for farts!!

We went out to eat together for Christmas and stuffed ourselves with fast food before walking back. On the way back, they turn to me mid-ramble and say "it's a shame we're not home, I just farted a lot ;3" ghnhgrsgfjjgkjjggffh 🥵🥵🥵

I've also gotten a little bolder about farting on them for my pleasure, and I got the urge while we prepped for typical nsughty time :3

I stuck my ass in their face, gently holding their head to my butt, then let rip a long bubbly one I'd been purposely holding in since we left >:3c needless to say, they were impressed