Ok So I Know I Promised An Audio But That Does Not Mean I Am Tech Savvy Enough To Have Already Figured

i’ve been lurking instead of storytelling for a while, but! hiya! i have been wondering (and silently appreciating) what has had my partner’s stomach ULTRA upset this week. we had dinner at a newly opened restaurant in town last friday. he went straight to the bathroom when we got home and it feels like he’s been stuck in there ever since ahhaha. unfamiliar food can only be blamed for a day or two tho and there’ve been so many cases of “shit, hold that thought, this is/was not a fart” followed by the sounds of him letting out a thunderstorm in our toilet all week long. and when we’re cuddling, as you know, i keep a hand strapped to his belly and it’s been exxxtra MOVING bro and so audibly grumbly. i finally said something about it on saturday and he got all red in the face and mumbled something about being anxious..

cue last night…

i discovered the source of the anxiety gas/shits and i’m ENGAGED AHAHAHA. not the usual content for a gross kink blog but i jus had to broadcast! here’s hoping he’s not creeping through the same gross kink blogs as me and figuring out that i anon-ramble about how hot his stomach problems are to the internet xD

< 3, love 🎆 anon!

omggggg this is literally a perfect love story 🥰🥰🥰 congrats!!! poor thing must've been so nervous, but it's so sweet his belly gave you a symphony for that entire week 🥴 best wishes with your lifelong gassy guy 🥰

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the post you made about humping your bed.. never thought i'd be so jealous of a mattress corner before, but here we are . god i wish i could sniff it- i keep rereading it n get unbelievably horny each time.

BUT !! that's not what i'm here for.

what i am here for is to inform you of how bad i've been at holding my shits lately. i'm talking full on struggle: legs and ass cheeks shaking from the clenching, heavy breathing, tears welling up in my eyes from the intensity of my churning stomach, and the little gasp accompanied by a panicked "fuck! fuck fuck fuck-" when i feel it start to turtlehead or seep out of me. the worst was the other day when i was waiting for my relative in the car while they grabbed something from the store. we had just had mexican food and i was suddenly hit with stomach cramps. my tummy and my ass were genuinely screaming at me while i so desperately tried to focus on anything else. could i have gone into the store? yes. but i couldn't be bothered and i didn't feel like humiliating myself by wobbling in there. at some point, i ended up really tense in my seat after dropping my phone, nails digging into my thighs, moaning to myself while i waited for my stomach to calm down. thankfully i ended up being able to hold it until i got home; but for the smallest second, i had the urge to just let it all explode into my panties. i mean, not like my skirt wasn't long enough to cover it.

i have mixed feelings bc while it's not an entirely pleasant experience, it also weirdly feels so good to feel that tension and desperation, plus the throbbing of my hole. it's much more fun to explore this side of me when i'm at home though. anywho, i thought you n whoever else reads your blog might like this story!

sincerely,

🐇anon

oh dear you really had to go huh? bad enough that you considered just dumping it out beneath your skirt to feel better 🥺 poor thing. I'm proud of you for holding it!! and you're soooo right, having an aching hole ready to burst is such an intense feeling 🥴 at least you got to have a small amount of privacy in the car while you got a hold of your guts 👀

and aw, so cute you're jealous of my mattress! 🥰you can take a whiff if you really want, it's definitely getting more marked up with every use 😳🥴

💫 Puppy Princess 💫

So I was at a friend’s house when this happened. But I’d eaten an entire tub of the Betty Crocker frosting by myself in under 11 hours. Sugar like this tends to upset my stomach. Anyway later when I went to the bathroom I had the largest shit I’ve had in a while, a turd about seven inches long then more mush on top

Damn 😳 God all that thick sugary frosting must have been so rich~ I had no idea it'd produce such lovely results 💦

honestly I'm more impressed you had the endurance to finish it lol, I could never hold down that much sugar

my first sugar free experience

(warning for nsft farts and scat, this is a kink blog after all I'd say I'm sorry this was so long but I'd be lying if I acted like I didn't know a lot of us like that here 😌)

ok ok here goes my first post!!

as a knowledgeable hoe I know what sugar free candies (namely maltitol, sorbitol, and inulin) do to your digestive system so one day I went out to buy a bunch and whoooof dear lord let me tell you

I bought some sugar free chocolate gems from a drugstore and just started eating em by the handful. Even the thought of eating them felt just so... deliciously sinful. Being a slvtty kinky little dumdum idiot, I was concerned with having too little rather than having too much and took far far more than over one or two servings. If you've been on the internet long enough, you know what comes next. To make matters worse (or better, in my case) I'd had a large coffee with whole milk and heavy cream beforehand.

Within a few hours, I was still out shopping, and my system started bubbling. The thought of it working was positively arousing to me- of course I had to enjoy it. I tried on some clothes I wanted to buy in the privacy of the fitting rooms, all the while admiring the way my steadily bloating gut was straining against my jeans, the way bubbles of gas ran along my colon under my palms.... dear goodness 🥵 My belly was so full of gas already that even pressing on the huge, round mass of my soft belly made farting near irresistible.

I let out a fart or two while I was in there. They were nothing special, if a little long or loud. I could have swore I heard quiet snickering outside the stall... which did arouse me a little more.

It was at this point that I decided to hold all of my gas in until I got home. Not out of shame of course (well, maybe a little), but because I wanted to save them for when I could enjoy them alone. My stomach was loudly gurgling in quiet stores, I swear I could see a few people looking at me as I shopped for everything I needed. Good gosh the feeling of relentless gas bubbling throughout my entire colon, the bubbles building up behind my exit, and the pressure of holding it rebounding the gas back into my already bloated belly.... I was so turned on by that itself I wasn't even anxious driving back home.

Immediately upon getting back home, I started to let it out- then stopped. I could tell this was gonna be a good one. I quickly took out my phone to record it, then let go what was 100% the loudest fart I had ever made. It was loud and continuous like a damn foghorn. The recording (I might post it later if I'm feeling brave) does NOT do it justice. I shit you not, my NEIGHBOR said "wow" and laughed out loud immediately afterwards (I cut that bit out) fuck I was so embarrassed and turned on my my own humiliation uuhghggghhh 😳🫠🥵

I laid down and relaxed after cleaning up (still held it all in!) and continued letting out some of the most impressive farts of my whole life. Between bursts of gas, my stomach made the most heavenly yet absolutely hellish noises. In recordings (which I unfortunately deleted), it sounded like pressurized sewage rushing through half-clogged pipes, like thick gelatin being run through a garbage disposal. Occasionally there would be a high pitched whine or a loud gurgle of gas and shit plunging through my guts.

I thought I felt a big fart building up as I was about to climax, then pushed it out while I pleased myself faster and faster. What came out of me was a spluttering rush of gas topped off with a loud wet splatter into the back of my underwear. Mid climax, I cut off the flow, grabbed a new pair of underwear, and ran off to my bathroom.

I slammed myself on the toilet and shot out a torrent of pure thick slop interrupted with frequent loud splattering farts. The sound was so loud I was blushing red hot from humiliation despite being alone. I pushed and massaged my poor belly as I felt it deflate from how much was coming out. I looked down and yep, my underwear were completely destroyed. The back was stained a wide light brown splatter of improperly-digested poop. Hot sight, wish I had taken a picture. After wiping up and washing my hands, I dumped my ruined underwear in the trash in a double layered bag. I knew if I took it outside immediately I probably wouldn't make my next trip in the toilet.

Christ, my hole was so sore I couldn't touch it to get it clean without using my bidet. I was shitting nonstop for a good few hours afterwards, and it finally ended around midnight. I figured my colon was rid of any food or liquid and it was now just whining and howling with what seemed to be infinitely generated gas.

I only have one recording left from that VERY gas-filled wind-down period and fuck did it feel amazing. (Send an ask and I just might post it!) and yes, I did please myself a bunch to all the recordings that I deleted most of for storage afterwards.

I'm no good at conclusions but 10/10 would do again with more precautions and less servings. One of my favorite experiences ever and I honestly don't regret it all too much.

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

I'm on the toilet currently and the biggest hardest log is stretching out my poor hole 🥺

It's out~ 🤤🥴🥵💦 made a huge plop noise too

i’d love to hear more about you having to rush to the bathroom in public after taking those laxatives. you’re so hot

I had to sit down cuz my stomach was aching so bad. I had tried to fart out some pressure but the two previous farts had been so wet that I already knew my panties would have brown wet spots. After that last fart, I knew it was game over. Everything was pooling down and swelling against my asshole. I was clenching so hard that I was dripping sweat down my back. Thankfully I was sitting down and so there was a bench blocking anything solid from coming out, but I could also tell it wasn’t going to be solid…

I couldn’t move for fear of having an accident. I cupped my lower belly and tried to suck my hole in as much as I could, trying to get all that filth to go back up just enough to have some leeway to rush to the bathroom. The urge to go was so intense but it subsided just long enough for me to compose myself enough to seek out the bathroom. Fortunately I was in the mall cafeteria so it was fairly close.

Cheeks squeezed tight I got up, still holding my stomach and made my way over, not caring if everyone knew that I was going to wreck a toilet. I had to practically shuffle over, and in the middle of my walk there, an intense gurgle was felt as everything within me dropped back down to my exit. I can’t even begin to describe how close I was to giving up at this point. Even clenching as tight as I could, I could feel some liquid trickle out.

The minute I entered the bathroom, I rushed into a stall, ripped down my pants and soiled underwear and, before my ass could hit the seat, the liquid that had been pooling in my rectum shot out. I heard from behind me as the pressurized blast hit the wall and began dripping off of the toilet tank, but god I didn’t care. All I could think of was how desperately I needed to relieve my bowels. The liquid shit began spraying out of my ass. I couldn’t help but to scrunchie my sweaty brow and groan and wave after wave of cramps pushed out more sludge.

It took a while to finally be sure I was done but finally after almost half a roll of toilet paper I was done and that was only cleaning my crack and cheeks…i left without cleaning the mess. I felt so bad but I felt so sick that I left without cleaning the huge spray of diarrhea on the wall and seat. I just needed to get home and soothe my stomach.

So yeah after taking a triple dose of laxatives I should have stayed home

To my mutuals or followers, or just anyone who sees this:

Please reblog the kosa bill posts from me and others. This bill is EXTREMELY dangerous to the queer community and especially queer minors. As a queer and trans minor in a bad home situation, I and many others would be in so much danger if this bill is approved. Its actually so horrific. One of the senators who introduced it, Marsha Blackburn, said that "protecting minor children from the transgender in this culture" was a top priority. As a trans minor, I find this disgusting and harmful to my existence, I'm sure many others my age feel the same way. So please: REBLOG THE KOSA BILL POSTS.

EDIT: IT WILL ALSO CENSOR THE PALESTINE GENOCIDE POSTS AND MANY MORE THINGS!!! WE WILL BE BLOCKED FROM THE TRUTH!!! Also I do not know many things about the kosa bill, this is the limit of my knowlege, so I can't answer any questions. I'm sorry!